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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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January 14, 2004, 06:54:31 AM
see.


Hotsuma: So jesus, are you a discordian?
Jesus: yes, yes I am.




tada!

Trollax

#1
January 14, 2004, 07:00:45 AM
Hey wow... and by that logic I can prove  that this rock keeps tigers away!

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#2
January 14, 2004, 07:01:41 AM
only that rock can't talk

Trollax

#3
January 14, 2004, 07:03:02 AM
Quote from: Hotsumaonly that rock can't talk
I don't care... Just buy my rock and keep me happy!  :evil:

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#4
January 14, 2004, 07:04:19 AM
does it keep tigers away?

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#6
January 14, 2004, 07:17:04 AM
yup, his AIM is Jesus.











he's not online right now though

Trollax

#7
January 14, 2004, 07:22:11 AM
Quote from: Hotsumadoes it keep tigers away?
well you don't see any tigers around here do you?

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#8
January 14, 2004, 07:23:30 AM
:shock: Gimme!


*Steals the rock and runs away*

St. Lqeda of Tet

#9
January 14, 2004, 07:25:29 AM
hey well if this reincarnation thread was real, I'd be a tiger

Z³

#10
January 14, 2004, 07:50:56 AM
Quote from: St. Lqeda of Tethey well if this reincarnation thread was real, I'd be a tiger

... and I'd be a rock.

MedeoPlusPlus

#11
January 14, 2004, 08:21:35 AM
Quote from: Hotsumayup, his AIM is Jesus.











he's not online right now though

That's probably symbolic of something, but I can't think of what right now.
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

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#12
January 14, 2004, 08:29:43 AM
thats because your a lazy bum...

MedeoPlusPlus

#13
January 14, 2004, 08:31:57 AM
So was Jesus, apparently.
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

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#14
January 14, 2004, 08:33:21 AM
Quote from: Medeo FaboverdaSo was Jesus, apparently.

well...duh...have you seen his beard?
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