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OH GOD! MEXICANS!

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, June 20, 2007, 01:19:37 PM

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tyrannosaurus vex

 OH GOD! MEXICANS!

HEY FUCKTARDS

"The Mexicans're comin' fer mah JOB!"

Shut up, asshole.  The mexicans are coming for jobs, but your job's been sent to India last week and you're just waiting for the pink slip.

"BUT THEY'RE SMUDGY! AND THE G.O.P. SAYS WE GOTTA DO SUMTHIN'!"

Of course they do. That's because the GOP is sucking a corporation's cock right now, and you're trying to unlock the door with your getting laid off shit.  The solution?  Tell you a MEXICAN took it.

That way, you'll waste all your ammo before you realize you should have saved it for a revolution.

Just saying.
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East Coast Hustle

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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Darth Cupcake

Mexicans are great--they do all the jobs the rest of us smug, stick-in-the-ass Americans don't want to do! The ones we consider "beneath ourselves."

BUT SO HALP US JESUS IT AIN'T A GOOD UPSTANDIN AMERICAN DOIN THAT DIRTY WORK FOR ZERO DOLLARS A YEAR OUR COUNTRY IS GOIN TO HELL

Some people's self-importance drives me absolutely batshit insane.

-DC
Is particularly ragey about this topic due to an ex-roommate who STILL doesn't have a job because basically any job possible is "beneath" her. Her and her RARE and VALUABLE BA in English...
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Suu

Tell her she can't do shit with that English degree unless she teaches Mexicans ESOL.  :lulz:

I like Mexicans and Guatamalans for the most part. I worked with a lot of them when I waited tables and never had a problem, they would always bring in some kick ass food and even taught me how to dance salsa and merengue for my wedding in the kitchen. Lol. They can be overly perverse though, and luckily I know enough Spanish to retaliate when they cat-call me in public.

...That and I have a 6'2'' Puerto Rican husband who DOESN'T like Mexicans. I find that the prejudice within the Hispanic cultures is far worse than just white vs. Hispanic.
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Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 20, 2007, 03:16:39 PMthey would always bring in some kick ass food and even taught me how to dance salsa and merengue for my wedding in the kitchen. 

Why did you want to get married in a kitchen?

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Quote from: SillyCybin on June 20, 2007, 03:39:46 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 20, 2007, 03:16:39 PMthey would always bring in some kick ass food and even taught me how to dance salsa and merengue for my wedding in the kitchen. 

Why did you want to get married in a kitchen?

Us part Italians LOVE FOOD. :D

-DC
Will be eating leftover calamari and penne for dinner tonight, YES
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Suu

Quote from: SillyCybin on June 20, 2007, 03:39:46 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 20, 2007, 03:16:39 PMthey would always bring in some kick ass food and even taught me how to dance salsa and merengue for my wedding in the kitchen. 

Why did you want to get married in a kitchen?

Har har.
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That One Guy

Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 20, 2007, 03:51:19 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on June 20, 2007, 03:39:46 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 20, 2007, 03:16:39 PMthey would always bring in some kick ass food and even taught me how to dance salsa and merengue for my wedding in the kitchen. 

Why did you want to get married in a kitchen?

Har har.

:rimshot:

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hunter s.durden

I think it's funny how the one position that W differs from his GOP on is immigration. He's spent so much time blowing big buisness owners in Texas, who benefit from immigration, that he wants amnesty and all that.

When it benefits him, he's all heart.
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East Coast Hustle

I think we should not only give amnesty to the Mexicans, we should kick out most of the AMericans to make room for them.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

Meh.

I work mostly with (legal) immigrants.

Have a problem with working with foreigners?  Then do better at your job, fuckstick.  This is the free market all your right wingers keep jabbering on about...oh, Rush didn't mention a free market also implicitly involves free movement of labour forces?

Too bad.  Perhaps next time you'll do some original research before you start mouthing off again.

Welcome to the real meritocracy.

LMNO

Yeah, I keep wondering where that Invisible Hand went.  Oh yeah, it's that bitchslap greedy corporations give the working class.

Cain

Well, you see, its only a free market when it comes to deregulation.  The rest of that shit, like no corporate handouts, relaxing restrictions on foreign workers etc etc, thats badwrong and not really part of the theory.  People like Milton Friedman are clearly mistaken on these points, despite being the originators of such theories.

LMNO

Gawds.  I hate this culture sometimes.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Cain on June 21, 2007, 03:10:47 PM
Meh.

I work mostly with (legal) immigrants.

Have a problem with working with foreigners?  Then do better at your job, fuckstick.  This is the free market all your right wingers keep jabbering on about...oh, Rush didn't mention a free market also implicitly involves free movement of labour forces?

Too bad.  Perhaps next time you'll do some original research before you start mouthing off again.

Welcome to the real meritocracy.

:mittens:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"