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Letter to the Cabbages pt 3: What's the Answer?

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, July 01, 2007, 07:57:04 AM

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tyrannosaurus vex

July 01, 2007, 07:57:04 AM
Dear Cabbage,

These past weeks I have endeavored to give you a sample of some of the truths you take for granted which aren't in fact very true at all.  I have amassed a wealth of evidence supporting the idea that you have instead been led along all the way since the 1850s (actually, much earlier than that if you care to know) toward our now blossoming Police State.

And, of course, being a Cabbage, you expect me to let you know what to do about it.  Now, you'll notice that there has been some delay since my last correspondence to you.  During the intervening time I have tried on numerous occasions to lay out exactly what you ask for: a plan, a skeletal framework for Resistance, some kind of answer.  Well, here is what I have, after a long and difficult period of brainmilking, come up with:

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I hope you find the above points helpful in your journey toward saving yourself.

Sincerely,

The Asshole Most Responsible.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
July 01, 2007, 08:00:43 AM
Answer #1:  It's always time to laugh at Pagans:  http://www.liweddings.com/community/album/?ID=7987&SID=30&P=112363
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Discord

#2
July 01, 2007, 11:26:32 AM
Answer #2: It's always time to beat down minorities, whatever the minority be at your place.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
July 01, 2007, 04:33:06 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 11:26:32 AM
Answer #2: It's always time to beat down minorities, whatever the minority be at your place.

Answer #3:  If the minorities kick your ass, you can always just pound on furries.  They like it; they are like schmoos.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Discord

#4
July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass

Payne

#5
July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass


I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass


I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.

You never will, either. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#7
July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass

I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.

You never will, either. 

I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
July 01, 2007, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass

I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.

You never will, either. 

I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?

They're already being fed the former residents of Darfur.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#9
July 01, 2007, 05:44:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass

I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.

You never will, either. 

I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?

They're already being fed the former residents of Darfur.

Then all is right with the world then? Right?



Also... Fuckin furries:  :evilmad:

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
July 01, 2007, 05:47:08 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:44:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass

I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.

You never will, either. 

I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?

They're already being fed the former residents of Darfur.

Then all is right with the world then? Right?



Also... Fuckin furries:  :evilmad:

All will be right with the world when it is LEGAL to stop beating mimes and start beating furries.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#11
July 01, 2007, 05:49:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:47:08 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:44:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass

I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.

You never will, either. 

I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?

They're already being fed the former residents of Darfur.

Then all is right with the world then? Right?



Also... Fuckin furries:  :evilmad:

All will be right with the world when it is LEGAL to stop beating mimes and start beating furries.

Can't we just do both?

(I'm asking for spiritual advice, here!)

Triple Zero

#12
July 01, 2007, 06:02:57 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?

the current trend is to make them freerange furries, and see if they migrate by themselves towards places where they'll be hunted.

results are varied.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
July 01, 2007, 06:08:01 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:49:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:47:08 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:44:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass

I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.

You never will, either. 

I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?

They're already being fed the former residents of Darfur.

Then all is right with the world then? Right?



Also... Fuckin furries:  :evilmad:

All will be right with the world when it is LEGAL to stop beating mimes and start beating furries.

Can't we just do both?

(I'm asking for spiritual advice, here!)

Yes, but bear in mind that the secular humanists in the police department will not understand.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#14
July 01, 2007, 06:09:09 PM
Quote from: triple zero on July 01, 2007, 06:02:57 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?

the current trend is to make them freerange furries, and see if they migrate by themselves towards places where they'll be hunted.

results are varied.

Constant, fairly reliable results are too agrarian. We can't be having that. It doesn't result in 11/12ths of humanity dying.
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