What makes an ideal Discordian?

[Cain]

No.  Everyone on /b/ is retarded, bored, or possibly looking for porn.

That said, several dozen of the more coherent b-tards would make excellent Discordians, yes.

[faust]

No.  Everyone on /b/ is retarded, bored, or possibly looking for porn.

That said, several dozen of the more coherent b-tards would make excellent Discordians, yes.

same guy.

[Triple Zero]

i went to /b/ yesterday and today for the first time.

it's .... weird.

was it just today, or is it pretty much every other day that somebody is spamming the place continuously with the same text?

it doesn't really matter cause i made a little opera userscript to hide all posts containing a certain piece of text.

but even then, it's still a sea of memetic whitenoise

[faust]

yeah, go on about three in the morning to get a reason to never go back.

[Jasper]

THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO BE A DISCORDIAN?

BE ABLE TO CONFUSE, MISLEAD OR OTHERWISE FUCK WITH AND CAUSE CHAOS AMONG THE NORMALS.

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I liken it to any deftness in applying one's cunning.  There's causing chaos in a rough, smashing people's faces sense, and there's cunning and skillful ways to get out of situations with more than you had while everyone else is just causing rough chaos.

[Kaienne]

Cunning, guile, and slyness were definitely traits I phailed to note.

[East Coast Hustle]

I phailed.

fixed.

[Cain]

THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO BE A DISCORDIAN?

BE ABLE TO CONFUSE, MISLEAD OR OTHERWISE FUCK WITH AND CAUSE CHAOS AMONG THE NORMALS.

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I liken it to any deftness in applying one's cunning.  There's causing chaos in a rough, smashing people's faces sense, and there's cunning and skillful ways to get out of situations with more than you had while everyone else is just causing rough chaos.

I too, prefer the latter.  The trick is to be in the eye of the storm, while everything else is crumbling around you.  A gentle approach, subtle and cunning, works very well.

Then again, sometimes you have no choice but to start blowing up toilets...

[Richter]

THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO BE A DISCORDIAN?

BE ABLE TO CONFUSE, MISLEAD OR OTHERWISE FUCK WITH AND CAUSE CHAOS AMONG THE NORMALS.

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I liken it to any deftness in applying one's cunning.  There's causing chaos in a rough, smashing people's faces sense, and there's cunning and skillful ways to get out of situations with more than you had while everyone else is just causing rough chaos.

I too, prefer the latter.  The trick is to be in the eye of the storm, while everything else is crumbling around you.  A gentle approach, subtle and cunning, works very well.

Then again, sometimes you have no choice but to start blowing up toilets...

This is correct motorcycle.

[Jasper]

Depending on circumstances, that could be taken as very cunning and subtle.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Cunning, guile, and slyness were definitely traits I phailed to note.

You what?

[Kaienne]

SUCK COCK.

[faust]

this thread.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

SUCK COCK.

TMI.

[Thurnez Isa]

SUCK COCK.

STOP PLAYING WITH MY NOTIONS OF GENDER