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#90
June 10, 2008, 05:38:50 PM
Good afternoon everyone, nice to see you all here today.  Are you enjoying the heat?  Or is it the humidity? 

Anyway, so what has four legs and one arm? 












a pitbull in a playground. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

#91
June 10, 2008, 05:47:38 PM
:lol:

And:  didja know that in San Diego, the 2d most violent dogbite attacks are from retrievers/labs?  Number one is, of course, pitbulls.

AFK

#92
June 10, 2008, 05:55:01 PM
3rd is Wiener Dogs? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#93
June 10, 2008, 05:55:53 PM
 :x

Suu

#94
June 10, 2008, 05:58:12 PM
Once again, this thread is amazing.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#95
June 10, 2008, 05:59:31 PM
Ahem!  Faust?!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Faust

#96
June 16, 2008, 03:25:08 AM
Sleepless nights at the chateau

AFK

#97
June 16, 2008, 02:10:05 PM
Right on time.   :argh!:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Micro Ice

#98
June 16, 2008, 02:19:14 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 16, 2008, 03:25:08 AM
www.principiadiscordia.com/horns.aiff

I was half afraid to open it, but i did anyway.  :mittens:
Let me Go, Gravity, Whats On My Shoulder?, Little by Little I Feel a Bit Better.

AFK

#99
October 10, 2008, 06:38:22 PM
A Dinner Conversation at the Palin Household.

Mr. Palin: You know honey, ever since you reassigned, er, fired that chef, our dinners just haven't been the same.

Sarah Palin: You betcha! Gosh gee willy gosh this dinner stinks.

Mr. Palin: How do you like the bread?

Sarah Palin: Oh by golly gee gosh my bread is all moldy. I just ate moldy bread, gosh by golly.

Mr. Palin: Well, look on the bright side.

Sarah Palin: What's that, golly gee gosh golly?

Mr. Palin: You just greatly increased your cultural experience.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#100
October 10, 2008, 06:42:47 PM
:rimshot:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

BADGE OF HONOR

#101
October 10, 2008, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 10, 2008, 06:38:22 PM
A Dinner Conversation at the Palin Household.

Mr. Palin: You know honey, ever since you reassigned, er, fired that chef, our dinners just haven't been the same.

Sarah Palin: You betcha! Gosh gee willy gosh this dinner stinks also.

Mr. Palin: How do you like the bread?

Sarah Palin: Oh by golly gee gosh my bread is all moldy. I just ate moldy bread, gosh by golly also.

Mr. Palin: Well, look on the bright side.

Sarah Palin: What's that, golly gee gosh golly also?

Mr. Palin: You just greatly increased your cultural experience.

fixt
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Mangrove

#102
October 10, 2008, 08:18:53 PM
[horrible realization]

PALIN IS NED FLANDERS

[horrible realization]
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

AFK

#103
October 10, 2008, 08:20:51 PM
So this means she's a Lefty.   :eek:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mangrove

#104
October 10, 2008, 08:33:10 PM
Evidence:

a) Affected 'folksy' speech
b) Ardent Christianity
c) Moustache*


She's NED FLANDERS!!!!!!!!!  :lulz:  :lulz:



*see latest edition of Newsweek (front cover)
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.
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