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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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#90
June 10, 2008, 05:38:50 PM
Good afternoon everyone, nice to see you all here today.  Are you enjoying the heat?  Or is it the humidity? 

Anyway, so what has four legs and one arm? 












a pitbull in a playground. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

#91
June 10, 2008, 05:47:38 PM
:lol:

And:  didja know that in San Diego, the 2d most violent dogbite attacks are from retrievers/labs?  Number one is, of course, pitbulls.

AFK

#92
June 10, 2008, 05:55:01 PM
3rd is Wiener Dogs? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#93
June 10, 2008, 05:55:53 PM
 :x

Suu

#94
June 10, 2008, 05:58:12 PM
Once again, this thread is amazing.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#95
June 10, 2008, 05:59:31 PM
Ahem!  Faust?!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Faust

#96
June 16, 2008, 03:25:08 AM
Sleepless nights at the chateau

AFK

#97
June 16, 2008, 02:10:05 PM
Right on time.   :argh!:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Micro Ice

#98
June 16, 2008, 02:19:14 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 16, 2008, 03:25:08 AM
www.principiadiscordia.com/horns.aiff

I was half afraid to open it, but i did anyway.  :mittens:
Let me Go, Gravity, Whats On My Shoulder?, Little by Little I Feel a Bit Better.

AFK

#99
October 10, 2008, 06:38:22 PM
A Dinner Conversation at the Palin Household.

Mr. Palin: You know honey, ever since you reassigned, er, fired that chef, our dinners just haven't been the same.

Sarah Palin: You betcha! Gosh gee willy gosh this dinner stinks.

Mr. Palin: How do you like the bread?

Sarah Palin: Oh by golly gee gosh my bread is all moldy. I just ate moldy bread, gosh by golly.

Mr. Palin: Well, look on the bright side.

Sarah Palin: What's that, golly gee gosh golly?

Mr. Palin: You just greatly increased your cultural experience.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#100
October 10, 2008, 06:42:47 PM
:rimshot:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

BADGE OF HONOR

#101
October 10, 2008, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 10, 2008, 06:38:22 PM
A Dinner Conversation at the Palin Household.

Mr. Palin: You know honey, ever since you reassigned, er, fired that chef, our dinners just haven't been the same.

Sarah Palin: You betcha! Gosh gee willy gosh this dinner stinks also.

Mr. Palin: How do you like the bread?

Sarah Palin: Oh by golly gee gosh my bread is all moldy. I just ate moldy bread, gosh by golly also.

Mr. Palin: Well, look on the bright side.

Sarah Palin: What's that, golly gee gosh golly also?

Mr. Palin: You just greatly increased your cultural experience.

fixt
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Mangrove

#102
October 10, 2008, 08:18:53 PM
[horrible realization]

PALIN IS NED FLANDERS

[horrible realization]
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

AFK

#103
October 10, 2008, 08:20:51 PM
So this means she's a Lefty.   :eek:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mangrove

#104
October 10, 2008, 08:33:10 PM
Evidence:

a) Affected 'folksy' speech
b) Ardent Christianity
c) Moustache*


She's NED FLANDERS!!!!!!!!!  :lulz:  :lulz:



*see latest edition of Newsweek (front cover)
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.
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