RWHN's Sit-Down Comedy

[Jenne]

You sayin' her lip rip ain't right, Mang?

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Holy crap that is terrifying.

[Mangrove]

That's the cover!

When you get really close to it, you see that the photo hasn't been touched. In fact, Paliners were complaining to Newsweek for that very reason.

Moustache was an exaggeration for comic effect. However, I stand by my original contention: She's NED FLANDERS!!  

[AFK]

Holy hell that's frightening. 

[Jenne]

[Mangrove]

Geez Jenne, thanks for making the entire board feel queasy. 

[Jenne]

Geez Jenne, thanks for making the entire board feel queasy. 

Atcher service, Mang!

[Suu]

ENCORE!

[AFK]

Hey, what does an Iraqi Journalist always have to do after work?

Re-boot!

[AFK]

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean , two prawns were
swimming around in the sea.

One called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
inhabited the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being a
prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being
eaten.'

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, 'Your wish is granted'

Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old
mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely.

All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.

Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his
sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought
perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he
found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and
bought them all a cocktail.

(The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old
pal.

'Where's Christian?' he asked.

'He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the
enemy & became a shark', came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he
set off to Christian's abode.

As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.

He banged on the door and shouted, 'It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out
and see me again.'

Christian replied, 'No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy,
and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner.'

Justin cried back 'No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.'.........

'I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again, Christian'

[hooplala]

I do love a shaggy dog.

Hey did you ever write up an Aristocrats joke when I had that thread going a long time ago? 

[LMNO]

I think I just threw up in my pants.

[AFK]

I have to say I'm drawing a blank on that one.  But knowing how my motivation works, I probably didn't.  Where was the thread?  

[AFK]

I think I just threw up in my pants.

In my defense, I stole it from someone else. 

[hooplala]

My memory of this was a bit off... I thought for some reason that a few people wrote one, but it seems it was really just me and the Other Anonymous.  And I don't really care for mine anymore... do a better one!

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=7089.0