Guts

[Kimmy Gibbler]

Short story by Chuck Palahniuk.

http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html

NSFW or the faint of heart.

[Triple Zero]

i can't read fast enough to read that amount of text while holding my breath.

also i've a hangover and i know reading gross things will make me very dizzy now i'll save it for tomorrow.

also, for the NSFW record, there are no NSFW pics on that page, so you can click it safely, i guess the text isn't though, so don't accidentally read it to your boss.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Hah, I've read that before. I think it's from Haunted actually.

[Cramulus]

I printed this out to read on the ride home, but after reading the first two paragraphs I couldn't stop.

I was praying that my coworkers wouldn't hear me giggling with horror and come ask what I was laughing about.

That was an awesome story. The perfect blend of deadpan humor and masturbatory horror.

[Yarbles]

I showed this story to my literature teacher. Since then, she doesn't talk to me as much as before.
I love Palahniuk.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Cram's analysis is correct.

This is Portland, Oregon's ambassador to the world, btw.

[Chairman Risus]

Cram's analysis is correct.

This is Portland, Oregon's ambassador to the world, btw.

Yarbles, or Chuck?

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Chuck.

[Cain]

Hah, I've read that before. I think it's from Haunted actually.

It may be.  I have a copy, but haven't read it yet, so....