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Started by Payne, July 24, 2007, 03:56:28 PM

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Juana

#4905
November 11, 2011, 12:14:58 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Ohmygod.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Jenne

#4906
November 11, 2011, 01:28:51 AM
Coyote, I think that's some of your best work...actually all your wompages are awesome.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#4907
November 11, 2011, 03:29:13 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 01:28:51 AM
Coyote, I think that's some of your best work...actually all your wompages are awesome.

This. In its entirety.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Don Coyote

#4908
November 11, 2011, 03:36:04 AM
 :thanks:

Precious Moments Zalgo

#4909
November 11, 2011, 03:51:51 AM
 :lulz:
Hilarious, Coyote.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

LMNO

#4910
November 11, 2011, 05:10:22 AM
Thank you for continually making my tits look awesome.

Telarus

#4911
November 11, 2011, 06:46:45 AM
:mittens:
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Nephew Twiddleton

#4912
November 12, 2011, 04:10:35 AM
 :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4913
November 12, 2011, 05:40:03 AM
Wow, Coyote. Just WOW! :mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Payne

#4914
November 12, 2011, 09:06:33 AM
I DECLARE FOR THE IRON ALLIANCE!

Are you ready, Lex? Aha.
Alty? Yeah!
Mick? OK.
Alright, fellas, let's go!

Oh it's been getting so hard
Postin' with the things you do to me, aha
Oh my WOMPs are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
Oh, I see a man at the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one

Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the WRATH was soothing, and they all started grooving

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a WOMProom shitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a WOMProom shitz
WOMProom shitz, WOMProom shitz, WOMProom shitz
WOMProom shitz

I'm reaching out for something
Touching nothing's all I ever do
Oh, I softly call you over
When you appear there's nothing left of you, aha
Now the man in the back
I can see his ass crack as he raises his hands to the sky
And the girl in the corner is ev'ryone's mourner
She could kill you with a wink of her eye

Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic
And the band was Frost Heavin', 'cause they all stopped breathing

Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the WRATH was soothing, and they all started grooving

It's it's a WOMProom shitz, it's it's a WOMProom shitz
It's it's a WOMProom shitz, yeah, it's a WOMProom shitz!

Luna

#4915
November 12, 2011, 12:03:56 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Don Coyote

#4916
November 12, 2011, 12:48:47 PM
 :cainftw:

Payne

#4917
November 12, 2011, 02:13:09 PM
I am the Japan to your Italy and Rogers Germany, and I just accidentally Pearl Harboured the whole Ireland. Let's do this shit.

Phox

#4918
November 12, 2011, 04:19:29 PM
 :aaa:

FATALITY. PAYNE-O WINS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4919
November 12, 2011, 04:28:25 PM
 :lulz: :mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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