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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4935
November 16, 2011, 01:46:57 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#4936
November 17, 2011, 01:52:39 AM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4937
November 17, 2011, 01:54:30 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#4938
November 17, 2011, 02:07:05 AM
:lulz: Awesome, Luna.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Luna

#4939
November 17, 2011, 02:08:33 AM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Pæs

#4940
November 17, 2011, 02:22:50 AM Last Edit: November 17, 2011, 02:34:05 AM by Beardman Meow
Quote from: Luna on November 17, 2011, 01:52:39 AM
Mostly SFW, but, just in case...


IS IT NOT OKAY TO DRESS UP SOMETIMES?

WELL, PEOPLE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDN'T THROW STONES.

YOU WANNA MESS WITH THIS?

NOT SAFE FOR ANYWHERE

BOOM.

Juana

#4941
November 17, 2011, 02:28:57 AM
:x
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4942
November 17, 2011, 02:37:54 AM
OH MY GOODNESS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#4943
November 17, 2011, 02:51:49 AM
Oh, no, you DIDN'T.

That's it.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am forced to reveal our friend's picture from his secret profile on OKCupid.

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

#4944
November 17, 2011, 03:04:45 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on November 17, 2011, 02:22:50 AM
Quote from: Luna on November 17, 2011, 01:52:39 AM
Mostly SFW, but, just in case...


IS IT NOT OKAY TO DRESS UP SOMETIMES?

WELL, PEOPLE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDN'T THROW STONES.

YOU WANNA MESS WITH THIS?

NOT SAFE FOR ANYWHERE

BOOM.


:spittake:

Whoa.... that's some wrath right there.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Pæs

#4945
November 17, 2011, 03:11:20 AM
I THOUGHT WE AGREED NO DATING PROFILES?

FINE, FUCK IT. THE GLOVES ARE COMING OFF.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT THEM ON THE FIRST PLACE, REALLY, CONSIDERING...



Luna

#4946
November 17, 2011, 03:14:13 AM
Okay, fine.  No more dating profiles.  No more costumes.

Just a candid of you at Wal-Mart.

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Luna

#4947
November 17, 2011, 03:27:14 AM
One more before I head off to bed for the night.

I know, I promised none of the old flame, but it's just the back of the head, really, and it's SUCH a good picture of you...

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Pæs

#4948
November 17, 2011, 03:31:22 AM
YOU CAN HARDLY EXPECT ME TO LOOK MY BEST ALL THE TIME. YOU JUST SURPRISED ME IN WAL-MART, IS ALL.

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE TAKE PICTURES OF YOU WHEN YOU AREN'T EXPECTING THEM?



WOOPS. GUESS THE "DOLLHOUSE" ISN'T YOUR LITTLE SECRET ANYMORE.

Nephew Twiddleton

#4949
November 17, 2011, 03:39:14 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on November 17, 2011, 03:31:22 AM
YOU CAN HARDLY EXPECT ME TO LOOK MY BEST ALL THE TIME. YOU JUST SURPRISED ME IN WAL-MART, IS ALL.

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE TAKE PICTURES OF YOU WHEN YOU AREN'T EXPECTING THEM?



WOOPS. GUESS THE "DOLLHOUSE" ISN'T YOUR LITTLE SECRET ANYMORE.

Womp is invalid.

There is no wrath here. This is like putting a wicked cool statue next to 20 turds.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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