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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Luna

#5085
December 10, 2011, 03:45:27 AM Last Edit: December 10, 2011, 03:53:57 AM by Luna
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 10, 2011, 03:43:14 AM







Oh, FUCK...   :lulz:

There's a spider IN MY CLEAVAGE...

Oh, Twid...  There will be revenge.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

#5086
December 10, 2011, 03:51:12 AM
:thanks:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Richter

#5087
December 10, 2011, 03:58:41 AM
Don't let it bug you.

Quote from: Luna on December 10, 2011, 01:18:24 AM


I am, apparently, bored out of my skull tonight.

Skycrapper.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Luna

#5088
December 10, 2011, 04:48:15 AM
Oh, Twid...



Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Dysfunctional Cunt

#5089
December 10, 2011, 07:11:42 AM
 :lulz:

Luna

#5090
December 10, 2011, 11:10:03 PM


The secret is out, guys.  Now, where the hell did you park the time machine, and what DID you do with those Nazis?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#5091
December 10, 2011, 11:17:38 PM
YOU.

MOTHER.

FUCKER.


SPIDERS?! IN MY WOMP?!



BOSTON GOES DOWN. TONIGHT.




...After I do laundry.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Pæs

#5092
December 10, 2011, 11:18:59 PM
Now you've gone and done it.

Richter

#5093
December 11, 2011, 12:03:05 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 10, 2011, 11:10:03 PM


The secret is out, guys.  Now, where the hell did you park the time machine, and what DID you do with those Nazis?

Remember the tales of all the horrible shit that the unsinkable NCO, "Sgt. Dobbs", did? 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#5094
December 11, 2011, 12:09:39 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 10, 2011, 11:10:03 PM


The secret is out, guys.  Now, where the hell did you park the time machine, and what DID you do with those Nazis?

(Psst. That's World War I, not World War II. Pointy hats are pointy. [/authenticist] )

Also: Richter was BORN to be a Doughboy. Holy shit.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#5095
December 11, 2011, 12:42:03 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2011, 12:09:39 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 10, 2011, 11:10:03 PM


The secret is out, guys.  Now, where the hell did you park the time machine, and what DID you do with those Nazis?

(Psst. That's World War I, not World War II. Pointy hats are pointy. [/authenticist] )

Also: Richter was BORN to be a Doughboy. Holy shit.

They had to dig up he old guard and wear their hats.  They made the mistake of making bets with Roger.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#5096
December 11, 2011, 01:04:17 AM
Oh goddamnit. Zombie imperialists. Watch out for the kaiser, I heard someone put a tiger in his latrine. Again.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#5097
December 11, 2011, 01:59:30 AM
Also, I have NEVER had to create an outline for a WOMP before. Just sayin'.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5098
December 12, 2011, 02:47:13 AM
Wow, I missed a lot while I was gone.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#5099
December 12, 2011, 03:37:21 PM
OMFG I am laughing so hard

the last few pages of this thread are fucking perfect

you guys are so awesome  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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