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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Payne, July 24, 2007, 03:56:28 PM

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Freeky

#5100
December 12, 2011, 07:09:25 PM

Freeky

#5101
December 12, 2011, 07:24:02 PM

Nephew Twiddleton

#5102
December 12, 2011, 07:25:33 PM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5104
December 12, 2011, 08:21:30 PM
Freeky, inside that pretty blond head lies the brain of a diabolical supervillain.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#5105
December 12, 2011, 08:23:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 12, 2011, 08:21:30 PM
Freeky, inside that pretty blond head lies the brain of a diabolical supervillain.  :lulz:

Well, I'm certainly not going to argue with anyone who calls me "pretty." 



Freekeh,
Flattery will get you everywhere.

Juana

#5106
December 12, 2011, 09:37:54 PM
:lulz: Oh Freeky.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5107
December 13, 2011, 12:40:09 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 12, 2011, 08:23:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 12, 2011, 08:21:30 PM
Freeky, inside that pretty blond head lies the brain of a diabolical supervillain.  :lulz:

Well, I'm certainly not going to argue with anyone who calls me "pretty." 



Freekeh,
Flattery will get you everywhere.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Richter

#5108
December 13, 2011, 02:34:37 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Luna

#5109
December 13, 2011, 10:19:54 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Freeky

#5110
December 13, 2011, 10:25:05 PM

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#5111
December 13, 2011, 10:27:11 PM
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Freeky

#5112
December 13, 2011, 10:30:12 PM
Don't it look like Snow White is asking Cinderela for a cig? :lulz:

Luna

#5113
December 13, 2011, 10:33:00 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 13, 2011, 10:30:12 PM
Don't it look like Snow White is asking Cinderela for a cig? :lulz:

That, or explaining that "Prince Charming is MINE, bitch..."
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

#5114
December 14, 2011, 12:12:56 AM
 :lulz:

:mittens: Luna!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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