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Freeky

#5355
March 29, 2012, 01:44:18 AM
My god, that's terrifying. :lulz:

Juana

#5356
March 29, 2012, 03:43:13 AM
Thanks. :lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cainad (dec.)

#5357
March 29, 2012, 06:06:05 AM
How in sweet blubbering hell can it be that Roger's face looks more real in that pic than her face? :horrormirth:

Anna Mae Bollocks

#5358
March 29, 2012, 07:43:55 AM
Quote from: Cainad on March 29, 2012, 06:06:05 AM
How in sweet blubbering hell can it be that Roger's face looks more real in that pic than her face? :horrormirth:

Because her face is radioactive Play DohTM.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5359
March 29, 2012, 04:05:43 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#5360
March 29, 2012, 11:23:15 PM
There is no end to lulzy pics of her, I swear.

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 29, 2012, 07:43:55 AM
Quote from: Cainad on March 29, 2012, 06:06:05 AM
How in sweet blubbering hell can it be that Roger's face looks more real in that pic than her face? :horrormirth:

Because her face is radioactive Play DohTM.
I suspect it's because Roger's human. She's a candy-colored alien.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Doktor Howl

#5361
March 30, 2012, 04:27:45 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on March 29, 2012, 12:36:18 AM


Why would you do such a thing?

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Juana

#5362
March 30, 2012, 04:43:25 AM
Because EVERYONE needs to be WOMPed with Callista.

:lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Freeky

#5363
March 30, 2012, 07:25:51 AM
That woman is suffering from carbon dioxide poisoning.

Reginald Ret

#5364
April 01, 2012, 09:49:01 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 30, 2012, 07:25:51 AM
That woman is suffering from carbonbased life poisoning.
I'm pretty sure she's allergic to all organic molecules.
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Juana

#5365
April 01, 2012, 09:51:45 PM
^^^^^^^^^^ Probably correct.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Freeky

#5366
April 02, 2012, 01:48:37 AM
Quote from: :regret: on April 01, 2012, 09:49:01 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 30, 2012, 07:25:51 AM
That woman is suffering from carbonbased life poisoning.
I'm pretty sure she's allergic to all organic molecules.
:lulz:

Anna Mae Bollocks

#5367
April 02, 2012, 03:32:14 AM
Quote from: :regret: on April 01, 2012, 09:49:01 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 30, 2012, 07:25:51 AM
That woman is suffering from carbonbased life poisoning.
I'm pretty sure she's allergic to all organic molecules.

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Juana

#5368
April 15, 2012, 08:20:30 AM
I need to screen shot the video of her grooming Newtie like a walrus. Very funny.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mangrove

#5369
April 16, 2012, 08:37:14 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 30, 2012, 07:25:51 AM
That woman is suffering from carbon dioxide poisoning.

If you were married to Newt Gingrich, you'd want C02 poisoning too!
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