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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Suu

#975
July 18, 2008, 08:27:29 PM
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Payne

#976
July 21, 2008, 12:47:32 AM
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Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#977
July 23, 2008, 09:46:16 AM
 :spittake: :walken: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens:
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#978
August 12, 2008, 07:56:56 AM
terminator-cake

got shot in the head, but will be back.

Richter

#979
August 13, 2008, 03:22:22 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#980
August 13, 2008, 03:31:57 AM
What in the shit snorkelling fuck is that!?
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hooplala

#981
August 13, 2008, 04:22:59 AM
Bush?
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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

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Very well then I contradict myself,
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#982
August 13, 2008, 05:02:41 AM
Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on August 13, 2008, 03:31:57 AM
What in the shit snorkelling fuck is that!?

Oh my god oh fuck it's the last image on this VERY DISTURBING page:
http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=576605&extra=page%3D1
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nast

#983
August 13, 2008, 06:29:58 AM
O shit, I thought it was Bush photoshopped.

But it's really a malformed infant.  :cry:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#984
August 13, 2008, 06:34:14 AM
Not sure which I feel more disturbed by.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#985
August 13, 2008, 09:37:27 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 13, 2008, 06:34:14 AM
Not sure which I feel more disturbed by.

How many deaths, human rights violations and miscellaneous criminal acts is cyclops baby guilty of?

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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Richter

#986
August 13, 2008, 02:06:28 PM
 :mrgreen:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Jenne

#987
August 13, 2008, 04:07:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 13, 2008, 06:34:14 AM
Not sure which I feel more disturbed by.

This is why (eta: at my house) you can't use the phrase "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them," because my husband's seen babies like this and ones where their asshole is misplaced as well.

Sad, yes.  But at least with the asshole, no one has to typically LOOK at it in public.

Key word here:  typically

Triple Zero

#988
August 13, 2008, 06:42:01 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 13, 2008, 04:07:53 PMThis is why (eta: at my house) you can't use the phrase "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them," because my husband's seen babies like this and ones where their asshole is misplaced as well.

do these babies have opinions?

cause i think you really need an asshole to function long enough in order to form an opinion about anything.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Richter

#989
August 13, 2008, 06:44:43 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 13, 2008, 06:42:01 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 13, 2008, 04:07:53 PMThis is why (eta: at my house) you can't use the phrase "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them," because my husband's seen babies like this and ones where their asshole is misplaced as well.

do these babies have opinions?

cause i think you really need an asshole to function long enough in order to form an opinion about anything.

I belive certain degrees of asshole grafting or improvisation are available with access to medical care.  For all others you're right though.  :|

Jenne:  Sounds like your husband has a pretty heavy job.  That stuff isn't easy to see.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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