WOMP-ertainment

[Cramulus]

I was doodling around in MS Paint...

at first I thought, maybe I shouldn't post this because it could be interpre

[-Kel-]

Cram i got another one for you, from the same night...here you go WOMP AWAY!!

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[The Good Reverend Roger]

I just pooped.   

[Suu]

I think Cainad needs to spread some more AIDS.

[Richter]

 
I'm honored.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I shall have some good photos for the wompings later on this weekend after the most horribly awful wedding reception where everything was teh suck. We decided to leave cos the bride was getting all chav scum gobby at me.

[fomenter]

chav 

1. A chav is probably best described as the lowest form of social England. They are a breed of half-human Jerry Springer trailer trash delinquents as young as 8 (Im guessing - it could be younger) with no max age by the looks of it. They can be found hanging around McDonalds, parks, fish and chip shops or tube stations in groups smoking and drinking. They wear imitation brand name tracksuits with boxers or red knickers sticking out the back, football team insignia, mini mini skirts, loads of huge, fake, cheesy jewelry (Bling Bling) and makeup that must have been applied with a spatula. They say things like "innit", "large", "oi mate, u fink" and "booya" a lot and can never manage to finish a word or sentence properly (at all). I reckon at least 25% of them are pregnant or onto their 2nd child by the age of 17. A pram (stroller/baby buggy) is an acceptable chav accessory as long as its Burberry with racing stripes and an Adidas, Chelsea, Liverpool or England emblem on it. They are more of a menace to themselves than a menace to society. They are generally found in areas that have an abundance of council housing (low cost welfare apartments) and are spawned from lazy ass teenagers who have extra kids to claim more from the dole (more kids = more drinking money). The slightly flasher (wealthier) ones join scooter gangs and try and kill themselves in traffic. They are only really a problem during school holidays, in groups of 5 or more or when they have a new girl they are trying to impress. If abused by these pricks, a good swift punch to the head normally quietens them down and leaves no markings you can get arrested for (** so I hear). Be careful though, the higher the age and the size of the group, is directly proportional to the likelyhood of you getting the shit kicked out of you cos they fight like pack hounds.

Adjective

gobby (comparative gobbier, superlative gobbiest)

Positive
gobby
      

Comparative
gobbier
      

Superlative
gobbiest

   1. (British, slang, said of a person) frequently and loudly criticising other people.

          I hate that Sandra — she's a right gobby cow.

[Iason Ouabache]

  This forum needs more funny Brit slang.

[Remington]

This forum needs more funny Brit slang.

Wordfilter for "spag" ---> "cheeky git"?

[Payne]

This forum needs more funny Brit slang.

P3nT and I tried to introduce Scottish to the forum. It didn't take. I can see you guys prefer English slang, and therefore you should all be punched in the face.

[Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard]

I can see you guys prefer English slang, and therefore you should all be punched in the face.

Now, steady on...

[Iason Ouabache]

This forum needs more funny Brit slang.

P3nT and I tried to introduce Scottish to the forum. It didn't take. I can see you guys prefer English slang, and therefore you should all be punched in the face.

Hey, I said BRIT slang. I'll take any Scottish or Welsh you feel like throwing out there. Fuck the Irish though.

[Pariah]

Fuck the Irish though.

Oh Iason have I mentioned?
FUCK YOU

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Fucking papists.