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Started by Payne, July 24, 2007, 03:56:28 PM

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BADGE OF HONOR

Quote from: Payne on August 18, 2009, 07:32:39 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 18, 2009, 07:25:10 PM
I'm definately going to have to reconsider the dress i wanted to bring.

I promise to be a gentleman. I cannot speak for anyone else though.

It's just cause he knows you'll knock his few remaining teeth out if he does anything inappropriate.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Payne

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 18, 2009, 07:38:42 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 18, 2009, 07:32:39 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 18, 2009, 07:25:10 PM
I'm definately going to have to reconsider the dress i wanted to bring.

I promise to be a gentleman. I cannot speak for anyone else though.

It's just cause he knows you'll knock his few remaining teeth out if he does anything inappropriate.

This should be funny, but it's actually plain old Horrible Troof.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Well packing is thursday, and i need a smartish pair of flat shoes cos the heels are gonna hurt after several hours and lugging around trainers doesnt appeal. Plus I can always wear something under the dress that doesnt show as much..   :lulz:

I have recently discovered I'm not as tomboy as I thought I was. I have 4 lipsticks in my handbag and am having a shoe dilemma.

:facepalm:

On the plus side having a girl around will make you all seem less scary

Quote from: Payne on August 18, 2009, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 18, 2009, 07:38:42 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 18, 2009, 07:32:39 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 18, 2009, 07:25:10 PM
I'm definately going to have to reconsider the dress i wanted to bring.

I promise to be a gentleman. I cannot speak for anyone else though.

It's just cause he knows you'll knock his few remaining teeth out if he does anything inappropriate.

This should be funny, but it's actually plain old Horrible Troof.

actually i'm more of a kick to the shins and maybe object over the head kinda girl.



Payne

Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 18, 2009, 07:46:48 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 18, 2009, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 18, 2009, 07:38:42 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 18, 2009, 07:32:39 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 18, 2009, 07:25:10 PM
I'm definately going to have to reconsider the dress i wanted to bring.

I promise to be a gentleman. I cannot speak for anyone else though.

It's just cause he knows you'll knock his few remaining teeth out if he does anything inappropriate.



This should be funny, but it's actually plain old Horrible Troof.

actually i'm more of a kick to the shins and maybe object over the head kinda girl.

Not too hot on the object over the head idea either, tbh. Ever since blacking out at the top of a flight of stairs and using my face as a brake at the bottom, I'm kinda worried about protecting my skull/teeth/neck, etc.

A personal quirk of mine.

Pope Pixie Pickle

I'm not all that punchy, to be honest, but the pint over face is the classic fuckoff for most guys who dont respect proper personal space is better.. Smelling of stale beer also has the added bonus of making him extra repellant to women for the rest of the night. 

and payne said he will be gentlemanly, so we have no problems...

However with other random pervs I have been known to kick em in the balls or shins.

Darth Cupcake

Today is apparently national cupcake day.

So I took a rather absurdly long lunch break and went to the North End to obtain a cupcake.

OMFG.



THAT CUPCAKE ATE MY SOUL AND I NEED MOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Payne

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 18, 2009, 09:52:22 PM
Today is apparently national cupcake day.

So I took a rather absurdly long lunch break and went to the North End to obtain a cupcake.

OMFG.



THAT CUPCAKE ATE MY SOUL AND I NEED MOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR

DCup WOMP!

It's been a long assed time!

PopeTom

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 18, 2009, 09:52:22 PM
Today is apparently national cupcake day.

So I took a rather absurdly long lunch break and went to the North End to obtain a cupcake.

OMFG.



THAT CUPCAKE ATE MY SOUL AND I NEED MOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR

This is the sequel that Attack of the Killer Tomatoes should have had.
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i couldnt figure out what happened to my forehead at first  :lol:

*edit*

THANKS ALOT SUU IVE BEEN PHOTOSHOPING MYSELF INTO DESERTS NOW  :argh!:

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