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Started by Payne, July 24, 2007, 03:56:28 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I would find this funny

but nothing is funny

my face and neck itch

I just want to sleep

please kill me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nast

Quote from: Nigel on October 18, 2009, 04:46:31 AM
I would find this funny

but nothing is funny

my face and neck itch

I just want to sleep

please kill me.

:sad:

I hope you get better soon.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

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Quote from: Nigel on October 18, 2009, 04:46:31 AM
I would find this funny

but nothing is funny

my face and neck itch

I just want to sleep

please kill me.

We're all pulling for you, Nigel!

please, please, please, feel better soon and keep eating cheeseburgers!

HELL, I NEED A GOD DAMN CHEESEBURGER!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I feel better this morning. A little dizzy, but nothing that can't be accounted for by the fact that I slept 16 out of the last 24 hours.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on October 18, 2009, 06:18:12 PM
I feel better this morning. A little dizzy, but nothing that can't be accounted for by the fact that I slept 16 out of the last 24 hours.

Keep resting.  I though I was better, and 12 hours later I got hit by this big fucking truck.  No shit.  Bunker in, drink lots of soup and water, and if you're still feeling good on Tuesday, you're better./
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Precious Moments Zalgo

Quote from: fictionpuss on October 17, 2009, 09:48:19 PM
Sorry Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster, I'm not 100% happy with either effort:


:lulz:
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Cramulus

Quote from: Payne on July 25, 2007, 02:56:25 PM


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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus


Sir Squid Diddimus

 :lulz: wow


that was pretty great  :lulz:

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Sir Squid Diddimus

that made me go "dah!" and recoil slightly

Suu

KALIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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Richter

 :lulz:


HELLLLLOOOOOO Clarice!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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