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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Jasper

Winning isn't that fun.  It's more fun to lose the game, because you can take other people down with you.  

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Cramulus

I have to pass those fuckers on the way to work every morning. My car is covered in wet tea bags. They sling them at me from the top of a highway overpass as I drive by below.  My moon roof was open today and I got fucking teabagged in the goddamn eye! I'm going to ask those shits whether they like their tea with one lump or two. Then I'm gonna kneecap them with a ballpeen hammer.

Telarus

Quote from: Sigmatic on March 01, 2010, 04:12:39 PM
Winning isn't that fun.  It's more fun to lose the game, because you can take other people down with you.  


In Capitalism, we love to lose the game.
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This thread is now about The Game.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cramulus on March 01, 2010, 07:55:28 PM
I have to pass those fuckers on the way to work every morning. My car is covered in wet tea bags. They sling them at me from the top of a highway overpass as I drive by below.  My moon roof was open today and I got fucking teabagged in the goddamn eye! I'm going to ask those shits whether they like their tea with one lump or two. Then I'm gonna kneecap them with a ballpeen hammer.

You have a moon roof?

Now I'm against you, too.
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Cramulus

It's not so much a roof
         as a window from which I moon people

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cramulus on March 01, 2010, 08:07:28 PM
It's not so much a roof
         as a window from which I moon people

Oh, hell, I can support that.
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-Kel-



not the best, but i tried

-Kel-


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Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: Cramulus on March 01, 2010, 07:55:28 PM
I have to pass those fuckers on the way to work every morning. My car is covered in wet tea bags. They sling them at me from the top of a highway overpass as I drive by below.  My moon roof was open today and I got fucking teabagged in the goddamn eye! I'm going to ask those shits whether they like their tea with one lump or two. Then I'm gonna kneecap them with a ballpeen hammer.

the fucking fuck?!? while driving?!?

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