Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT

[Cainad (dec.)]

BUMP.

Because I wrote it.  And what happened today sorta reminds me of how I came to do so.

Fuckin' WIN!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[Cainad (dec.)]

Also,

[Verbal Mike]

tens of mittens

[Jenne]

Thanks, guys.  *still blushing*

Uh, Rog, whatever you want.  "Jenne" will suffice.  Same for Intermittens, whatever issue--I'm (K).

[Requia ☣]

Or the driver of said car?  Who is driving car?

HIMEOBS!

[Jenne]

Or the driver of said car?  Who is driving car?

HIMEOBS!

  Exactly!

[Epimetheus]

I've found myself so far estranged and displaced from the norm that the norm looks crazy to me. But I don't want to go back, no matter how STUPID all of this is. 

this

[LMNO]

Or the driver of said car?  Who is driving car?

HIMEOBS!

  Exactly!

Which brings us back to...

[Jenne]

I've always loved that cartoon, so yes, the last bit is a throw-back to that.

[The Wizard]

Nice work. Sums it all up pretty nicely. I salute you.

[Jenne]

Thanks Semaj (used to call my lil bro James "Semaj").

[The Wizard]

Ha. Looks like I've got a namesake.

[Bu🤠ns]

I've come to realize that I've studied in the art of apologetics and that I've been a great, big follower of such movements as "keeping the peace" and "taking one for the team."  But when it comes to groupthink, this notion is so flawed it smells of raw, stewing sewage.

You can NOT look at a movement like Discordia, Erisianism or the Subgenius Religion and expect to get comfortable with it.  And if you are, you're doing it wrong.  They're all designed to make you sit up and take notice of where the fuck you are and what the fuck you are doing.  And if it don't look right, you're expected to fix it.  Yeah, YOU, FIX IT!

So, when some asshole comes in and whines about all this chaos and how he just wants his life back where his fluffy ass was hopping along so nicely, well, he needs to be told to SHUTTHEFUCKUP and listen already!  It's not just the patience and the learning of the thing--it's the understanding, the gut-feeling, the reaching into your inner foul stench and bleaching the whole anus.

Don't expect me, ever, to be a "hand across the divide," again.  It don't work.  It won't work.  And only the foolish ever try.  NO ONE LIKES TO BE SCAMMED.  Go with the horrible tr00f--it may catch you some blowback, but in the end, it's worth it.

Cuz spending your time spreading doves only wastes energy.  Instead, give an analysis of the poo that oozes, and show them how YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT, DUMBASS.  Just accept it's there and do what comes naturally afterwards.

Which would you rather be known for, anyway?  Those who put the tree-scented freshener on the rear-view mirror of the shit-filled car?
 
Or the driver of said car?  Who is driving car?

Bump

[LMNO]

I usually call myself Erisian simply because all Discordians are complete fagbaskets.