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Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT

Started by LMNO, August 15, 2007, 03:09:05 PM

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Cainad (dec.)

#30
June 16, 2009, 05:56:43 AM
Quote from: Jenne on June 16, 2009, 04:59:53 AM
BUMP.

Because I wrote it.  And what happened today sorta reminds me of how I came to do so.

Fuckin' WIN! :mittens:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
June 16, 2009, 02:55:18 PM
:mittens: :mittens: :mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Verbal Mike

#33
June 16, 2009, 10:52:34 PM
tens of mittens
Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

Jenne

#34
June 16, 2009, 11:10:08 PM
Thanks, guys.  *still blushing*

Uh, Rog, whatever you want.  "Jenne" will suffice.  Same for Intermittens, whatever issue--I'm (K).

Requia ☣

#35
June 16, 2009, 11:51:40 PM

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Or the driver of said car?  Who is driving car?

HIMEOBS!
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Jenne

#36
June 17, 2009, 06:10:06 AM
Quote from: Requia on June 16, 2009, 11:51:40 PM

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Or the driver of said car?  Who is driving car?

HIMEOBS!

:lulz:  Exactly!

Epimetheus

#37
June 17, 2009, 06:47:34 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 15, 2007, 03:31:58 PM
I've found myself so far estranged and displaced from the norm that the norm looks crazy to me. But I don't want to go back, no matter how STUPID all of this is.  :p

this
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

LMNO

#38
June 18, 2009, 07:31:28 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 17, 2009, 06:10:06 AM
Quote from: Requia on June 16, 2009, 11:51:40 PM

Quote from: Poster To Be Named Later

Or the driver of said car?  Who is driving car?

HIMEOBS!

:lulz:  Exactly!

Which brings us back to...












Jenne

#39
June 18, 2009, 09:20:45 PM
I've always loved that cartoon, so yes, the last bit is a throw-back to that.

The Wizard

#40
June 19, 2009, 03:16:37 AM
Nice work. Sums it all up pretty nicely. I salute you.
Insanity we trust.

Jenne

#41
June 19, 2009, 05:07:31 AM
Thanks Semaj (used to call my lil bro James "Semaj").

The Wizard

#42
June 19, 2009, 05:10:17 AM
Ha. Looks like I've got a namesake.
Insanity we trust.

Bu🤠ns

#43
April 05, 2010, 05:03:20 AM
Quote from: LMNO on August 15, 2007, 03:09:05 PM
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I've come to realize that I've studied in the art of apologetics and that I've been a great, big follower of such movements as "keeping the peace" and "taking one for the team."  But when it comes to groupthink, this notion is so flawed it smells of raw, stewing sewage.

You can NOT look at a movement like Discordia, Erisianism or the Subgenius Religion and expect to get comfortable with it.  And if you are, you're doing it wrong.  They're all designed to make you sit up and take notice of where the fuck you are and what the fuck you are doing.  And if it don't look right, you're expected to fix it.  Yeah, YOU, FIX IT!

So, when some asshole comes in and whines about all this chaos and how he just wants his life back where his fluffy ass was hopping along so nicely, well, he needs to be told to SHUTTHEFUCKUP and listen already!  It's not just the patience and the learning of the thing--it's the understanding, the gut-feeling, the reaching into your inner foul stench and bleaching the whole anus.

Don't expect me, ever, to be a "hand across the divide," again.  It don't work.  It won't work.  And only the foolish ever try.  NO ONE LIKES TO BE SCAMMED.  Go with the horrible tr00f--it may catch you some blowback, but in the end, it's worth it.

Cuz spending your time spreading doves only wastes energy.  Instead, give an analysis of the poo that oozes, and show them how YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT, DUMBASS.  Just accept it's there and do what comes naturally afterwards.

Which would you rather be known for, anyway?  Those who put the tree-scented freshener on the rear-view mirror of the shit-filled car?
 
Or the driver of said car?  Who is driving car?



Bump

LMNO

#44
April 05, 2010, 04:33:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 22, 2007, 07:06:47 PM
I usually call myself Erisian simply because all Discordians are complete fagbaskets.
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