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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE LOBSTERHEAD WHO RUNS DIS JOINT:
« on: August 28, 2007, 04:55:52 am »
ECH, you jabbering, treacherous pimp.  I have people in Maine, people who will haul you up by the back of the pants and shoot you full of angel dust and slam you on the nearest DHS bus with your fingernails painted pink and your mouth covered in blazing red lipstick and your big toes lashed together.

So stop this whoring around and answer your emails.  Yeah, I know.  Email is the work of the debbil, and does nothing but spew ads for penis enlargers and Nigerian expatriates.  I hate the fucking thing, and I am always amazed when anyone actually responds to it.  But respond to it you will, lest I have the Antignano brothers pay you a visit.  Remember what happened to Talufa?  Yeah, that's what I thought.

Viva le revolution, you yammering gasbag.

Yours truly,
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ETA:  It seems the email bounced.  Please disregard the above threats of kidnapping, mayhem, and violations of the Mann Act.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE LOBSTERHEAD WHO RUNS DIS JOINT:
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2007, 12:43:30 pm »
 :lulz:



I need to respond this way to people at work.

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Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE LOBSTERHEAD WHO RUNS DIS JOINT:
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2007, 02:10:05 pm »
:lulz:



I need to respond this way to people at work.

TITCM, and also a fast track to getting fired.


...I'm in.
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Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE LOBSTERHEAD WHO RUNS DIS JOINT:
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2007, 04:42:32 pm »
this thread makes me feel all warm and runny inside.

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Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE LOBSTERHEAD WHO RUNS DIS JOINT:
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2007, 03:18:36 am »
:lulz:



I need to respond this way to people at work.

It's been working for me so far.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE LOBSTERHEAD WHO RUNS DIS JOINT:
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2007, 03:19:31 am »
this thread makes me feel all warm and runny inside.

:banana:

Dear Blowhole:

UPS does not deliver to PO boxes.

That is all.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE LOBSTERHEAD WHO RUNS DIS JOINT:
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2009, 08:18:24 pm »
Bump.  I was pretty fucked up when I wrote this.

I miss the good old days of cactus and puking on pedestrians.  :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE LOBSTERHEAD WHO RUNS DIS JOINT:
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2009, 08:42:13 pm »
:lulz:



I need to respond this way to people at work.

TITCM, and also a fast track to getting fired.


...I'm in.

Note: 13 days after I posted this, I got sacked. Coincidence?
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