Fable of the Stages

[Richter]

Thanks! I now know what I'm making for random gifts for folks this year!

[Suu]

This year's Christmas will boast the gift that keeps on giving.

[LMNO]

All the Northeastern brats? It could be worse. You could live off of the B Line like TOG.

I wish.


Forest Hills to Roxbury Crossing Community College, onwards to Ruggles & Northeastern, onward to Back Bay and some school apprently for socially damaged wastes of skin.

Basically, it's like the B-Line during a Sox game, but with more random shootings.

[Suu]

All the Northeastern brats? It could be worse. You could live off of the B Line like TOG.

I wish.


Forest Hills to Roxbury Crossing Community College, onwards to Ruggles & Northeastern, onward to Back Bay and some school apprently for angsty emo wastes of space that will never get anywhere with their shitty overpriced degree in screen/playwriting.

Basically, it's like the B-Line during a Sox game, but with more random shootings.

Surprised? Also, I fixed your description of Emerson.

[LMNO]

Emerson?


No, I'm talking about Miss Shaniquaz' Skool for hair weaves, press-on nails, and baggy trousers.

[Suu]

Ohhh...THAT school. I live down the street from one of those in Providence. Though my neighborhood is SATURATED with JWU brats. A few freshman boys were trying to hit on me the other day when I was walking home. I tripped one of them and pretended I didn't speak English with a few rough Latin quotes. They didn't catch that I was jaking them with inspirational words, which explains WHY they're attending Johnson and Wales.

I have to admit though that JWU kids are a lot better behaved than PC kids in my old neighborhood. Too bad I don't live on the Eastside, I bet that's a blasty over there. 

[Darth Cupcake]

Yeah, I'll get to go hang out on the Eastside of Providence sometimes, as I have a friend getting his PhD at Brown starting this fall, so I'll be jetting into the area sometimes to hang out with him. I'll let you know how bad it is.

And bring boozemuffins, of course. We can start trade negotiations--boozemuffins for butthash! And real life instruction in the art of the pork shoulder!

[Suu]

Are you kidding? I'll let you partake in Mr. Suu's pork shoulder if you're willing.

[Triple Zero]

wouldn't she technically need to be your sister before that would work?

[Darth Cupcake]

Hey, there's nothing wrong with branching out and getting adventurous...

[Suu]

Exactly. Trying new and exotic things everyday help broaden horizons.

[Richter]

Even if you're not the adventuresome type, Mr. Suu's pork shoulder is still not a thing to be missed.

[Darth Cupcake]

See, Trip0, even Richter's had it!

The Suu family is very open.

[Suu]

In all seriousness, we may be having a pork shoulder cook-off between Mr. Suu and a family friend soon!