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Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
« on: January 23, 2004, 12:16:40 am »
I had a stupid conversation with some collegues at work today about the traumas of bus and traindrivers they (the train/budrivers) got when someone committed suicide in front of their train/bus.

I asked how they do it, if they hung themselves in front of a train, drowned themselves, went Jean-d'Arc in front of a train,...  . They didn't understand and asked me what I meant. So I repeated my question asking them how people committ suicide in front of a bus or train.
They argued I didn't understand and that they kill themselves by being in front of a train/bus. So I asked if they were having a rope around their neck then, or an aquarium covering their head when being in front of the train.
They looked at me as if I was insane, but I just wanted to find out how someone commits suicide in front of a train....I mean imagine the train hits you before you came up with a way of killing yourself, that would be murder not?!
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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2004, 04:39:48 am »
well, it would be concidered vehicualr man slaughter I think
but if you purposly stepped in front of the bus, so that when it hit you,m youde die, THEN it would be suicide
I think it depends on the siutation
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2004, 07:21:10 am »
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well, it would be concidered vehicualr man slaughter I think
but if you purposly stepped in front of the bus, so that when it hit you,m youde die, THEN it would be suicide
I think it depends on the siutation


vehiculair manslaughter sounds very legal...

but if I'ld commit suicide it would have to be original

its like that time when a guy had 27 skull-fractures > he hung himself with a bungee-rope
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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2004, 07:13:41 pm »
This started me thinking. When I stupidly report to work each day in the malaria test lab and let swarms of hungry, malaria ridden mosquitos suck the very life out of me - leaving only fever and delirium in their wake - is that anything like throwing myself in front of a bus or a train? Is this perhaps, some sort of death wish I am acting out in the name of science?
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2004, 10:46:30 pm »
if you drink enough beer will the mosquitos get drunk?
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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2004, 11:18:55 pm »
No, they just lose their inhibitions and the little bit of good judgement they had to begin with.
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« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2004, 09:59:33 am »
Jag ?r r?dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?g eller buss. D?remot s? ?r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?r stolt ??ver.


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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2004, 11:39:42 am »
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Jag ?r r?dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?g eller buss. D?remot s? ?r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?r stolt ??ver.
  Han sa: Jeg er redd for at jeg ikke bli overkj??rt av hverken et tog eller buss. Derimot er jeg schizofren, og er stolt pa det.

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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2004, 02:19:07 pm »
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Jag ?r r?dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?g eller buss. D?remot s? ?r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?r stolt ??ver.


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WTF does that say?
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2004, 02:42:05 pm »
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Tokemaster
Jag ?r r?dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?g eller buss. D?remot s? ?r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?r stolt ??ver.


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WTF does that say?



I don't know! I didn't write it! Thats the truth, I am not lying, even false things are true, I didn't make them!
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2004, 02:42:36 pm »
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Tokemaster
Jag ?r r?dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?g eller buss. D?remot s? ?r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?r stolt ??ver.


Alla hylla Eris!
WTF does that say?


he says he's afraid to say he hasn't been run over by train or bus. But he is schizofrenic and proud of it.

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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2004, 02:46:51 pm »
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Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Tokemaster
Jag ?r r?dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?g eller buss. D?remot s? ?r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?r stolt ??ver.


Alla hylla Eris!
WTF does that say?


he says he's afraid to say he hasn't been run over by train or bus. But he is schizofrenic and proud of it.

 :wink:



I did NOT say that!  :P
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« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2004, 02:48:53 pm »
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Quote from: Tokemaster
Jag ?r r?dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?g eller buss. D?remot s? ?r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?r stolt ??ver.


Alla hylla Eris!
WTF does that say?


he says he's afraid to say he hasn't been run over by train or bus. But he is schizofrenic and proud of it.

 :wink:



I did NOT say that!  :P


yes you did! :twisted:
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« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2004, 02:53:03 pm »
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Quote from: Tokemaster
Jag ?r r?dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?g eller buss. D?remot s? ?r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?r stolt ??ver.


Alla hylla Eris!
WTF does that say?


he says he's afraid to say he hasn't been run over by train or bus. But he is schizofrenic and proud of it.

 :wink:



I did NOT say that!  :P


yes you did! :twisted:


No i didn't! It's only the Fnords ( du vet Fnordarna ) that make you belive that I said that!
Now Im gonna eat som funny little pills that the doctors gave me for my schizofrenic,  so the scarry little monsters may go away!
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« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2004, 07:33:06 am »
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Jag ?r r?dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?g eller buss. D?remot s? ?r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?r stolt ??ver.


Alla hylla Eris!
WTF does that say?


he says he's afraid to say he hasn't been run over by train or bus. But he is schizofrenic and proud of it.

 :wink:



I did NOT say that!  :P


yes you did! :twisted:


No i didn't! It's only the Fnords ( du vet Fnordarna ) that make you belive that I said that!
Now Im gonna eat som funny little pills that the doctors gave me for my schizofrenic,  so the scarry little monsters may go away!


They have beautiful Fnords in Norway, the most famous one the 'hardanger-fnord'
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