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LEAVE YOUR HYPERSENSITIVE FUCKING BOYFRIEND @ HOME!

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 09, 2007, 07:05:11 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

September 09, 2007, 07:05:11 AM
Overheard at an Applebees.

"We went out for dinner tonight, and some ugly bastard got really offended by our baby crying.  Presumably, he was worried that this might affect his chances of getting laid by his date. 

Presumably, his date is too stupid to realize what a horrible husband and father he would obviously make."


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#1
September 09, 2007, 07:07:12 AM
 :lulz:

by the way that tyra banks gif cracks me up

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
September 09, 2007, 07:19:49 AM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on September 09, 2007, 07:07:12 AM
:lulz:

by the way that tyra banks gif cracks me up

Tyra Banks is my medicine.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pterodactyl Handler

#3
September 09, 2007, 07:39:38 AM
I can't stand Tyra Banks, but my Pterodactyls can't get enough fo her. They won't stop giving her hugs. It's irritating.




Pterodactyl Handler X

tyrannosaurus vex

#4
September 09, 2007, 07:52:43 AM
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
September 09, 2007, 07:54:59 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hunter s.durden

#6
September 10, 2007, 06:50:30 PM
Good call.
What's the quote? "If you can't stand the crying, get out of the kitchen." Something like that.
This space for rent.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
September 11, 2007, 03:55:06 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on September 10, 2007, 06:50:30 PM
Good call.
What's the quote? "If you can't stand the crying, get out of the WHOREHOUSE." Something like that.

Fixed.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mourning Star

#8
September 11, 2007, 04:25:18 AM
This thread is more win than I could ever hope to be.
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