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Started by Kaienne, September 25, 2007, 07:18:00 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 03:06:52 AM
Yeah, I knew Rog would love this post.

I would have leaped on it sooner, but I am busy looking for pigs and traitors.

They are everywhere.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

As in, plane flying over my head.

Plane = Your wit.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

It looks like we're both confused now...  :cry:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 03:42:14 AM
It looks like we're both confused now...  :cry:

YOU'RE ONE OF THEM, AREN'T YOU?  I NEVER TRUSTED YOU, NOT SINCE YOU CAME OOZING IN THROUGH THE FLOOR GRATE.

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.  I HAVE SALT.  YOU'LL SHRIVEL UP LIKE A LEECH.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

PopeTom

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 03:18:33 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 03:06:52 AM
Yeah, I knew Rog would love this post.

I would have leaped on it sooner, but I am busy looking for pigs and traitors.

They are everywhere.

Found a pig!

-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Kaienne

Yeah, I got bored of the J thing after a couple hours.
In a constant state of losing The Game.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Kaienne on October 02, 2007, 04:34:55 PM
Yeah, I got bored of the J thing after a couple hours.

We'll get bored of rubbing your nose in it in a couple of years.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kaienne

As long as it's rubbed in appropriately.
In a constant state of losing The Game.

PopeTom

Quote from: Kaienne on October 02, 2007, 04:34:55 PM
Yeah, I got bored of the J thing after a couple hours.

You need to learn how to be better at beating a dead horse.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Kaienne

J've got some really great teachers around here.
In a constant state of losing The Game.

Cramulus


Mangrove

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 03, 2007, 02:09:52 AM
Quote from: Kaienne on October 02, 2007, 04:34:55 PM
Yeah, I got bored of the J thing after a couple hours.

We'll get bored of rubbing your nose in it in a couple of years.

ITT: Roger explains the PD.com 'crime to punishment' ratio.

:lulz:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.