Chain Dancing (Video)

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

you know Kai, im generally a nice person.
im only a dick when someone rubs me the wrong way.
you sir, (somehow)seem to have managed to do so.
doesnt mean i cant have civil conversation,
but if you act like a douche, i'll treat you as such.




sweet tea is thirst quenching.
the end.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I love how when I act like an asshole, I'm trying too hard, and when I act nice, I'm trying too hard.

quit acting!

[Triple Zero]

When I came here, I made a few mistakes. I misjudged the target audience and got laughed at for it. I fucked up and deserved to be made fun of. This is over with. But then I started trying to be a normal poster and people were still being dicks to me over the mistakes I had made. Eventually I got sick of trying to be mature to no avail, so I just started posting lame shit on purpose. I've tried to impress upon everyone over and over the junction that, if people are nice to me, I'll be a good poster and post good things and not make an ass of myself. But as long as I can't win either way, I'm not going to bother being a constructive member of the board.

Ball's in your court.

1 - i can't really tell if somewhere among those words is an apology for telling me i don't matter when i don't want to jump through your pseudo-grammatical hoops. because, apart from being a great target for making fun of, changing the pronouns in a language is something that seriously bugs me and when i tried to start you a discussion about it, all reply i got is "you don't matter to me"

2 - what *are* you looking for, here? seriously? looking to be accepted by a bunch of discordians? is not gonna happen, they stick apart too much. stop trying.

[LMNO]

I love how when I act like an asshole, I'm trying too hard, and when I act nice, I'm trying too hard.

quit acting!

[PopeTom]

I love how when I act like an asshole, I'm trying too hard, and when I act nice, I'm trying too hard.

quit acting!

This exchange needs to be put someplace that the n00bs can see it.

[Kaienne]

But... I like acting. I always act. Actually, now that I'm going to have a place to live soon, I'm going to collect a few outfits, each distinctly different from one another, and invent an entire personality for each outfit. Not even to fuck with people or anything... Just 'cos it's a lot of fun for me.

I'm not really sure what I'm looking for here. I guess I just recognize that, abraisive though they may be, the people in this forum typically range from Smarter Than Average to Damned Brilliant. A hyperintelligent shade of blue (one of his nicknames was 0033cc) once said to me "One of the greatest things you can do to improve the quality of your life is to surround yourself with good people to the furthest extent this is possible." In the spirit of this, I feel like I may improve as a person by associating with you lot.

[LMNO]

...Aaaaaand, the inevitable Doglas Adams reference.

[Kaienne]

Eh. I asked him once to pick a colour (in Hex) that he felt suited his personality. He picked a shade of blue. He's also hyperintelligent, so the joke arose that he was a hyperintelligent shade of blue.
Who doesn't like Douglas Adams? C'mon.

[Triple Zero]

but there's is nothing particularly intelligent about #03C

waitaminute

"i'm so goth, my nickname is #000"

why didn't i think of that one before :-D

[AFK]

Eh. I asked him once to pick a colour (in Hex) that he felt suited his personality. He picked a shade of blue. He's also hyperintelligent, so the joke arose that he was a hyperintelligent shade of blue.
Who doesn't like Douglas Adams? C'mon.

William F Buckley, Jr?

[Triple Zero]

neither does Fransisco Cellaray

and Karl Friedrich Magnurdorf

and if Djellana Umgabi were still alive (or could read, english, for that matter) she would have simply hated the man's writings.

[Kaienne]

but there's is nothing particularly intelligent about #03C

Not really, no. But he is hyperintelligent, and 0033cc; and thus, 2 + 2 made 4.

[Z³]

but there's is nothing particularly intelligent about #03C

Not really, no. But he is hyperintelligent, and 0033cc; and thus, 2 + 2 made 4.

I played Hoovooloo in an onlne WW game when I was 15 over AOL.

Just sayin.


In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
butane in my veins so i'm out to cut the junkie
with the plastic eyeballs
spray paint the vegetables
dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
kill the headlights and put it in neutral
stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain about
a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
don't believe everything that you breathe
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with some mace in the dark
savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
(yo cut it)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(double-barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor i'm a loser baby,so why don't you kill me?
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
one's got on the pole shove the other in a bag
with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
the daytime crap with the folksinger slop
he hung himself with a guitar string
slap the turkey neck and it's hangin' on a pigeon wing
you can't write if you can't relate
trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
and my time is a piece of wax
fallin' on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheeze whiz)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(drive-by body pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
soooooooyy....
(I'm a driver I'm a winner things are gonna change I can feel it)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
[repeat]
(Sprechen sie Deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm sayin'?)

[LMNO]

DRIVE-BY BODY PIERCE!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And what if I'm being an outlandish jackass to get you to make jokes at my expense, 'cos it's really really fun, and you're playing right into my game?
Toronto Libraries have computers, wa ha ha.

STAGE II HAS BEEN REACHED.  HE IS NOW CLAIMING THAT WE ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTED ALL ALONG.

The formula cannot be deviated from.  No exceptions.