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I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 30, 2007, 04:00:56 AM

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Lies

#15
September 30, 2007, 04:23:39 AM
Hey, I have one of those too!

I'm guessing you got yours cus it comes with the job right?

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
September 30, 2007, 04:25:50 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:23:39 AM
Hey, I have one of those too!

I'm guessing you got yours cus it comes with the job right?



I HAVE EXTRAS.  Maria took the regular one. 

ALWAYS HAVE EXTRAS.  Listen to that if you never listen to anything else I say.  You never know when you'll be stuck on a mountain with no guns and sneaky bastards hiding in your garbage bins.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

#17
September 30, 2007, 04:27:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:25:50 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:23:39 AM
Hey, I have one of those too!

I'm guessing you got yours cus it comes with the job right?



I HAVE EXTRAS.  Maria took the regular one. 

ALWAYS HAVE EXTRAS.  Listen to that if you never listen to anything else I say.  You never know when you'll be stuck on a mountain with no guns and sneaky bastards hiding in your garbage bins.

Holy shit that did my puny head in trying to figure out how that would work...
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
September 30, 2007, 04:28:47 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:27:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:25:50 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:23:39 AM
Hey, I have one of those too!

I'm guessing you got yours cus it comes with the job right?



I HAVE EXTRAS.  Maria took the regular one. 

ALWAYS HAVE EXTRAS.  Listen to that if you never listen to anything else I say.  You never know when you'll be stuck on a mountain with no guns and sneaky bastards hiding in your garbage bins.

Holy shit that did my puny head in trying to figure out how that would work...

YOU just need to align your headbones better.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

pelerising

#19
September 30, 2007, 04:29:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:00:56 AM
Fucking Neitsche <--- how the fuck do you spell that?  I predict I will be incontinent within an hour.  I am kind of looking forward to it.

My keyboard is fucking with me.  I may have to shoot it.

Nietzsche?

Lies

#20
September 30, 2007, 04:32:40 AM
Quote from: pelerising on September 30, 2007, 04:29:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:00:56 AM
Fucking Neitsche <--- how the fuck do you spell that?  I predict I will be incontinent within an hour.  I am kind of looking forward to it.

My keyboard is fucking with me.  I may have to shoot it.

Nietzsche?

Oh no you're in trouble now...
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#21
September 30, 2007, 04:36:24 AM
Correction: We're all fucked now.

All correct information TGRR can get his hands on will be used towards his dream of monkey obliteration.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

pelerising

#22
September 30, 2007, 04:40:27 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:32:40 AM
Quote from: pelerising on September 30, 2007, 04:29:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:00:56 AM
Fucking Neitsche <--- how the fuck do you spell that?  I predict I will be incontinent within an hour.  I am kind of looking forward to it.

My keyboard is fucking with me.  I may have to shoot it.

Nietzsche?

Oh no you're in trouble now...

It was bound to happen sooner or later...

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
September 30, 2007, 04:41:37 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:36:24 AM
Correction: We're all fucked now.

All correct information TGRR can get his hands on will be used towards his dream of monkey obliteration.

TROOF.

I FOUND MY BULLPUP AND MY CAR KEYS.  I AM OFF TO RID MY RUBBISH OF GOVERNMENT AGENTS.

THEN I SHALL DRIVE DOWN THE MOUNTAIN AND DO SOMETHING HILARIOUS. 

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

#24
September 30, 2007, 04:44:06 AM
Post pics or you know what.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
September 30, 2007, 04:50:09 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:44:06 AM
Post pics or you know what.

FUCK YOU.

Got keys.  DO not have car.

Bastards.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

#26
September 30, 2007, 04:52:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:41:37 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:36:24 AM
Correction: We're all fucked now.

All correct information TGRR can get his hands on will be used towards his dream of monkey obliteration.

TROOF.

I FOUND MY BULLPUP AND MY CAR KEYS.  I AM OFF TO RID MY RUBBISH OF GOVERNMENT AGENTS.

THEN I SHALL DRIVE DOWN THE MOUNTAIN AND DO SOMETHING HILARIOUS. 



Waitasec... did you somehow get yourself stuck in your rubbish or something?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
September 30, 2007, 04:54:39 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:52:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:41:37 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:36:24 AM
Correction: We're all fucked now.

All correct information TGRR can get his hands on will be used towards his dream of monkey obliteration.

TROOF.

I FOUND MY BULLPUP AND MY CAR KEYS.  I AM OFF TO RID MY RUBBISH OF GOVERNMENT AGENTS.

THEN I SHALL DRIVE DOWN THE MOUNTAIN AND DO SOMETHING HILARIOUS. 



Waitasec... did you somehow get yourself stuck in your rubbish or something?

There is no rubbish.  I have disposed of it.  I have many shells.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

#28
September 30, 2007, 05:01:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:50:09 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:44:06 AM
Post pics or you know what.

FUCK YOU.

Got keys.  DO not have car.

Bastards.

Why does this sound so familar and why do I get the feeling of deja vu?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
September 30, 2007, 05:02:18 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 05:01:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:50:09 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:44:06 AM
Post pics or you know what.

FUCK YOU.

Got keys.  DO not have car.

Bastards.

Why does this sound so familar and why do I get the feeling of deja vu?
I DON'T KNOW.  WHERE YOU IN MY RUBBISH?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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