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Started by P3nT4gR4m, October 28, 2007, 01:58:33 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

The following is totally true:

So I had a dream last night. Even for me this one was weird. I'm an elephant right, but a female one and I'm being led on a chain, around the back of a petrol station to be fucked by a bull elephant.

So he gets over the back of me and this huge, prehensile elephant cock is wriggling about but he can't get it in so I reach down with my (human) hands to try and spread open my female elephant bits (like the wommenz in the pron videos do) but my fist slips right up dumbo's urethra.

Anybody have a clue what fisting elephant jap-eye says about my mental state? 

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Cain


Lies

Sounds like you need more drugs man, your dreams are starting to get a little tame now aren't they?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Sepia

You want to be a big fat thing that covets respect while getting it in the ass and you want someone to do it for you.


Either that or it's just a dream and it won't make sense untill you get a little piece of blotter on your tongue and you are initiated into godhood and you'll forget all about it anyhow when you wake up.

Been a while since I read freud but there are numerous wiccan type mbs that caters in interpreting dreams. How about an involuntary troll?
Everyone will always be too late

hunter s.durden

I think this dream is pretty self explainatory...
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Quote from: SillyCybin on October 28, 2007, 01:58:33 PM
The following is totally true:

So I had a dream last night. Even for me this one was weird. I'm an elephant right, but a female one and I'm being led on a chain, around the back of a petrol station to be fucked by a bull elephant.

So he gets over the back of me and this huge, prehensile elephant cock is wriggling about but he can't get it in so I reach down with my (human) hands to try and spread open my female elephant bits (like the wommenz in the pron videos do) but my fist slips right up dumbo's urethra.

Anybody have a clue what fisting elephant jap-eye says about my mental state? 

Elephants are a metaphor for your memory. The male elephant is your explicit memory1, the female elephant is your implicit memory2. Since you were dreaming and unconscious you identified with your unconscious memory processes—the female elephant.

The petrol station represents convenient, unhealthy food that contributes to and arises from the conflict between your two memory processes. This is the context for the strife in your memory.

Your conscious memory processes are overriding your unconscious memories. This is why the bull has the female on a chain. Usually your unconscious mind will abide or otherwise be harmonious with your conscious intent, hence the spreading of the tremendous elephant labia. But, in this case your implicit memory processes are fighting back. Which is why you fisted the bull's urethra (seems a tad painful).

As this takes place at a petrol station it means that your explicit memories are likely being influenced by proponents of unhealthy food which leaves your entire being in want of nutrients. Which is why the bull had a difficult time getting his cock in. Your implicit memories remember the association between times when you had a healthy balanced diet and the corresponding improvements in your general wellbeing. It's tired of getting fucked over by the lack of nutrients resulting from your conscious memories that compel you towards shitty eating habits.

Stop eating so many doritos and drinking so much beer, it rapes your intuitions.
____________________________________________

1—Explicit uses of memory: Conscious efforts to recover information through memory processes.

2—Implicit uses of memory: Availability of information through memory processes without the exertion of any conscious effort to encode or recover information.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: SillyCybin on October 28, 2007, 01:58:33 PM
The following is totally true:

So I had a dream last night. Even for me this one was weird. I'm an elephant right, but a female one and I'm being led on a chain, around the back of a petrol station to be fucked by a bull elephant.

So he gets over the back of me and this huge, prehensile elephant cock is wriggling about but he can't get it in so I reach down with my (human) hands to try and spread open my female elephant bits (like the wommenz in the pron videos do) but my fist slips right up dumbo's urethra.

Anybody have a clue what fisting elephant jap-eye says about my mental state? 

It says you should probably lay off the acid til your brain cools down.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 29, 2007, 01:09:58 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on October 28, 2007, 01:58:33 PM
The following is totally true:

So I had a dream last night. Even for me this one was weird. I'm an elephant right, but a female one and I'm being led on a chain, around the back of a petrol station to be fucked by a bull elephant.

So he gets over the back of me and this huge, prehensile elephant cock is wriggling about but he can't get it in so I reach down with my (human) hands to try and spread open my female elephant bits (like the wommenz in the pron videos do) but my fist slips right up dumbo's urethra.

Anybody have a clue what fisting elephant jap-eye says about my mental state? 

It says you should probably lay off the acid til your brain cools down.
Where's the fun Rog?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Lysergic on October 29, 2007, 01:36:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 29, 2007, 01:09:58 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on October 28, 2007, 01:58:33 PM
The following is totally true:

So I had a dream last night. Even for me this one was weird. I'm an elephant right, but a female one and I'm being led on a chain, around the back of a petrol station to be fucked by a bull elephant.

So he gets over the back of me and this huge, prehensile elephant cock is wriggling about but he can't get it in so I reach down with my (human) hands to try and spread open my female elephant bits (like the wommenz in the pron videos do) but my fist slips right up dumbo's urethra.

Anybody have a clue what fisting elephant jap-eye says about my mental state? 

It says you should probably lay off the acid til your brain cools down.
Where's the fun Rog?

In my pance.

Duh.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

Quote from: Netaungrot on October 29, 2007, 01:05:18 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on October 28, 2007, 01:58:33 PM
The following is totally true:

So I had a dream last night. Even for me this one was weird. I'm an elephant right, but a female one and I'm being led on a chain, around the back of a petrol station to be fucked by a bull elephant.

So he gets over the back of me and this huge, prehensile elephant cock is wriggling about but he can't get it in so I reach down with my (human) hands to try and spread open my female elephant bits (like the wommenz in the pron videos do) but my fist slips right up dumbo's urethra.

Anybody have a clue what fisting elephant jap-eye says about my mental state? 

Elephants are a metaphor for your memory. The male elephant is your explicit memory1, the female elephant is your implicit memory2. Since you were dreaming and unconscious you identified with your unconscious memory processes—the female elephant.

The petrol station represents convenient, unhealthy food that contributes to and arises from the conflict between your two memory processes. This is the context for the strife in your memory.

Your conscious memory processes are overriding your unconscious memories. This is why the bull has the female on a chain. Usually your unconscious mind will abide or otherwise be harmonious with your conscious intent, hence the spreading of the tremendous elephant labia. But, in this case your implicit memory processes are fighting back. Which is why you fisted the bull's urethra (seems a tad painful).

As this takes place at a petrol station it means that your explicit memories are likely being influenced by proponents of unhealthy food which leaves your entire being in want of nutrients. Which is why the bull had a difficult time getting his cock in. Your implicit memories remember the association between times when you had a healthy balanced diet and the corresponding improvements in your general wellbeing. It's tired of getting fucked over by the lack of nutrients resulting from your conscious memories that compel you towards shitty eating habits.

Stop eating so many doritos and drinking so much beer, it rapes your intuitions.
____________________________________________

1—Explicit uses of memory: Conscious efforts to recover information through memory processes.

2—Implicit uses of memory: Availability of information through memory processes without the exertion of any conscious effort to encode or recover information.


:mittens:

I would have gone all Freud, but the Furry shot was too good to miss out on.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: SillyCybin on October 28, 2007, 01:58:33 PM
The following is totally true:

So I had a dream last night. Even for me this one was weird. I'm an elephant right, but a female one and I'm being led on a chain, around the back of a petrol station to be fucked by a bull elephant.

So he gets over the back of me and this huge, prehensile elephant cock is wriggling about but he can't get it in so I reach down with my (human) hands to try and spread open my female elephant bits (like the wommenz in the pron videos do) but my fist slips right up dumbo's urethra.

Anybody have a clue what fisting elephant jap-eye says about my mental state? 

You have Space AIDS.

AFK

Too much junk in your trunk. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Darth Cupcake

I knew there had been something missing from my life for the past while.

And now I realize, it was Silly.

Tragically, TTM's prognosis sounds about right. You probably have about two days to live.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Richter

There's a certain element of anxiety here.  The petrol station, the male elephant, the need for acquiring or being "filled up" in multiple senses of the word.  The anxiety comes from what IRL would be a simple act being more complex or difficult than usual.
Still, just my own take on the dream, looking at more central emotion rather than the imagery.

How did the urethra feel?

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Cramulus

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on October 29, 2007, 02:44:42 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on October 28, 2007, 01:58:33 PM
The following is totally true:

So I had a dream last night. Even for me this one was weird. I'm an elephant right, but a female one and I'm being led on a chain, around the back of a petrol station to be fucked by a bull elephant.

So he gets over the back of me and this huge, prehensile elephant cock is wriggling about but he can't get it in so I reach down with my (human) hands to try and spread open my female elephant bits (like the wommenz in the pron videos do) but my fist slips right up dumbo's urethra.

Anybody have a clue what fisting elephant jap-eye says about my mental state? 

You have Space AIDS.

:lulz:


in addition -
googling "space aids" resulted in the following image: