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Started by tyrannosaurus vex, October 29, 2007, 03:54:12 AM

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LMNO

#30
October 30, 2007, 12:15:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 30, 2007, 03:38:31 AM
"OH, SHIT!  One of my old friends came up with an excuse to come VISIT!  SOMEONE FUCKING SAVE ME!  I'M TOO COOL FOR UNO!"

...

Slack isn't the newest, coolest fad, it isn't being seen in the hippest club, it isn't in being in the IN CROWD...It's ENJOYING THE FUCKING RIDE.

...

anyone who would leave an old friend feeling the way you just left Lunchbox feeling may as well become a fucking Republican.

Because you'd have no fucking soul.



Just when you're absolutely convinced that TGRR is the most jaded, vicious son-of-a-bitch you'd ever meet, he hits you with a left cross of RIGHT THE FUCK ON.



Mittens, Internets, etc etc.

Cain

#31
October 30, 2007, 12:18:24 PM
Quote from: Julie on October 30, 2007, 03:58:58 AM
I've considered running away to Europe and being homeless as an alternative to being just another wage slave.  I wonder if it would be worth it to the authorities to deport me, or if they'd let me wander around, eating out of the trash and taking mental pictures.  Anyone have experience with homelessness?  The cold must suck, and the not being allowed to loiter in bookstores, and the getting raped, but to me it seems to have its pros too...not working, going where I choose when I choose, having a lot more time to watch squirrels play.

It sucks.  How would I know?  I was once dumped in 100 miles from home, with no wallet, no phone, no money, and told to survive for 2 days.  That was more than enough.

There are other ways to bow out of the rat race, which allow for you to enjoy central heating, warm food and working the hours you choose.

AFK

#32
October 30, 2007, 12:47:54 PM
Having kids is a weird experience.  Especially when you, in many ways, feel you are still in your youth.  But, I think this is a good thing.  I think a Dad who still wants, inside, to maintain some kind of youthful existence, may have a different connection with his kids then a Dad obsessed with being "proper" and "the man", etc.   While there is less time for your own personal anarchy, you have an opportunity to foster that happy and joyful anarchy that is innate in childhood.  Especially when in many families parents discourage it and squelch it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#33
October 30, 2007, 12:51:30 PM
This thread gives me the warm fuzzy feeling that happens at the end of an episode of, say, Family Matters. You know, like when Carl Winslow has a heart-to-heart with Steve Urkel and tells him he doesn't really want him to die - he just said that out of anger. And a lesson about love is learned by all.

AFK

#34
October 30, 2007, 01:16:21 PM
TGRR should be in a family-style sitcom.  TGRR Knows Best.  I'm serious. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Darth Cupcake

#35
October 30, 2007, 02:28:05 PM
 :lulz:

I'd consider purchasing a TV and subscribing to cable, just for that!
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

B_M_W

#36
October 30, 2007, 02:40:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 30, 2007, 03:38:31 AM

Easy.  While 70% of the 6.5 billion primates on the planet struggle to survive another day on the savannah, trying to find that one grain of rice they need, poor old Vex gets torpedoed amidships by a midlife crisis.

"OH, SHIT!  One of my old friends came up with an excuse to come VISIT!  SOMEONE FUCKING SAVE ME!  I'M TOO COOL FOR UNO!"

Heh.

Guess what, Vex?  That's IT.  That's life, when you suddenly realize that you are not now - nor will you ever BE - 17 again.  Get used to WHO you are, and maybe even LIKE it a little...because Slack isn't the newest, coolest fad, it isn't being seen in the hippest club, it isn't in being in the IN CROWD...It's ENJOYING THE FUCKING RIDE.  You are NOT paid to DRIVE THE FUCKING BUS, your job is to LICK THE GODDAMN WINDOWS.

Now, listen to your spiritual advisor:  Stop whining, call Lunchbox back, and say you'd be GLAD to play a little Uno, this Saturday night.

Or maybe you better join that Baptist church, because anyone who would leave an old friend feeling the way you just left Lunchbox feeling may as well become a fucking Republican.

Because you'd have no fucking soul.

Or kill me.

THIS JUST IN: SLACK IS ABOUT HAVING FUN WITH WHAT YOU HAVE, ENJOYING THE HELL OUTTA THE PRESENT MOMENT, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY, EVERYTHING.

Its like Zen, without all those bullshit koans.


:mittens:
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Triple Zero

#37
October 30, 2007, 03:04:11 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 30, 2007, 02:28:05 PM:lulz:

I'd consider purchasing a TV and subscribing to cable, just for that!

i'd stream it from some site of questionable legality, get bored with it after 5-10 minutes and go back to hi speed unfocused surfing.

- 000,
doesn't even have the attentionspan for TV anymore
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Xooxe

#38
October 30, 2007, 05:26:35 PM
Quote from: triple zero on October 30, 2007, 03:04:11 PM
- 000,
doesn't even have the attentionspan for TV anymore

Every time someone says that, a news station updates its theme tune with drum and bass percussion.  :cry:

Darth Cupcake

#39
October 30, 2007, 05:56:29 PM
Quote from: Xooxe on October 30, 2007, 05:26:35 PM
Quote from: triple zero on October 30, 2007, 03:04:11 PM
- 000,
doesn't even have the attentionspan for TV anymore

Every time someone says that, a news station updates its theme tune with drum and bass percussion.  :cry:

Well maybe if they updated their themes and/or anchors to use vocoders, then Trip0 would have the attention span for them! :p
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

LMNO

#40
October 30, 2007, 06:02:13 PM
[MC Untzalot]

No vocoder!

[/MC Untzalot]

Triple Zero

#41
October 30, 2007, 06:09:50 PM
hmmm

maybe i should start watching the old battlestar (battleship?) galactica, judging from the bits i've seen those cylons had some awesome vocoder thing going on.

ALLLLLLZZZPAZEZZZZZZHIPZZARRRNOWINRANGZZZZZOFZECOLONIEZZZZZZ

        \



(lol, loads of cylon pumpkins on yahoo image search today :-) )
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Darth Cupcake

#42
October 30, 2007, 06:48:24 PM
Oh my goodness, Cylon pumpkins?! I might be in love!

I've never seen the old Battlestar, as I hear it is epic quantities of painful. But the new series, started in 2003 is absolutely amazing. Not much in the way of vocoders, though, I'm afraid.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Mangrove

#43
October 30, 2007, 06:59:02 PM
Original Battlestar Galatica for D-Cup:


Mormons in space with Farah Faucett haircuts.


The end.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Mangrove

#44
October 30, 2007, 07:05:08 PM Last Edit: October 30, 2007, 07:07:20 PM by Mangrove
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.
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