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Started by tyrannosaurus vex, November 24, 2007, 02:15:27 AM

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Quote from: Duo 9 on December 04, 2007, 08:00:34 PM
We should kidnap Bill Gates or some other ultra rich dude and make him buy us a space colony and a shit ton of gundams and then we can laugh at said assholes chilling down here and dying in vain.

Newsflash - your going to die and, regardless of the circumstances, it'll be in vain.

The only optional parts are how much style you do it in and how much style you pull off in the life part that leads up to it.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Duo 9

I could go achilles on everyone and do stuff to ensure my name survives for whatever reason, that I wouldn't count in vain! (VERY stylish, but yeah, you have a point)

As for propoganda, I oncepicked up a seemingly realistic (I couldn't tell from a few feet away) $100 bill that had christian propaganda all over it. Someone could do something with that...
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