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Re: 1958/9 - 2008/9
« Reply #60 on: January 14, 2008, 03:00:27 am »
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Re: 1958/9 - 2008/9
« Reply #61 on: January 14, 2008, 07:08:22 am »
According to the ancient "Honest Scroll Of Lies" Chapter 23 Verse 5: On the 50th Anniversary of Discordia all documentation must be burned...that which never existed still does not exist...unless you want it to exist and fear fire...

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Re: 1958/9 - 2008/9
« Reply #62 on: January 14, 2008, 07:27:51 am »
How about we just burn (delete) all the documentation written in the traditional Discordian writing style?

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Re: 1958/9 - 2008/9
« Reply #63 on: January 14, 2008, 09:38:17 am »
aw   :x   but its so silly, how could you delete something so silly... thats like kicking a puppy in the face


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Re: 1958/9 - 2008/9
« Reply #64 on: January 14, 2008, 11:42:34 am »
aw   :x   but its so silly, how could you delete something so silly... thats like kicking a puppy in the face

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aw   :x   but its so silly, how could you delete something so silly... thats like kicking a puppy in the face

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thats like kicking a puppy in the face

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kicking a puppy in the face

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Re: 1958/9 - 2008/9
« Reply #65 on: January 14, 2008, 12:04:53 pm »
 :eek:


"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect.” Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

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Re: 1958/9 - 2008/9
« Reply #66 on: January 14, 2008, 12:34:55 pm »
... so i went out to this awesome new club this weekend and got super drunk!

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Re: 1958/9 - 2008/9
« Reply #67 on: January 14, 2008, 12:38:12 pm »
i hope you get drunk and die at the coolest club on earth :D ehehehehehee :D  :fnord:


"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect.” Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

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Re: 1958/9 - 2008/9
« Reply #68 on: January 14, 2008, 02:28:09 pm »
According to the ancient "Honest Scroll Of Lies" Chapter 23 Verse 5: On the 50th Anniversary of Discordia all documentation must be burned...that which never existed still does not exist...unless you want it to exist and fear fire...

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Re: 1958/9 - 2008/9
« Reply #69 on: January 15, 2008, 12:31:04 am »
Candlepin, or GTFO.
tenpin or GTFO
ninepin classic or GTFO




Oh, I forgot, it's forbidden in the US.

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Re: 1958/9 - 2008/9
« Reply #70 on: February 14, 2008, 12:15:33 am »
We could always do what we do every night. Talk about other peoples conspiracies to take over the world at the bowling alley? I don't know about you but nothing satisfies me after a long day at the puppy kicking mill than kicking back and going bowling with my skin head buddies.
Okay, why not. Didn't want to die alone anyways.

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Re: 1958/9 - 2008/9
« Reply #71 on: February 14, 2008, 02:48:36 pm »
that's outlandish. 
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Re: 1958/9 - 2008/9
« Reply #72 on: February 14, 2008, 02:50:47 pm »


"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect.” Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

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Re: 1958/9 - 2008/9
« Reply #73 on: February 14, 2008, 04:41:58 pm »
that's outlandish. 

to say the least.

The mere idea!  My response to such zanyness is to be swept away on a phantasmagoric mind trip, where I meet Eris and she enlightens me with yet more absurdisms!

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Re: 1958/9 - 2008/9
« Reply #74 on: February 14, 2008, 08:39:57 pm »
There certainly is nothing that proves zaniness than making multitudes of out-of-context references to other people's zany ideas!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”