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Chaos Christianity?

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 06, 2008, 11:43:18 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

January 06, 2008, 11:43:18 PM
Any of you here practice Chaos Christianity, with maybe a side of Kabballah and some powdered Lord?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#1
January 07, 2008, 12:25:24 AM
*raises hand* Oh, I know this one! Pick me!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
January 07, 2008, 12:50:30 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

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January 07, 2008, 02:20:35 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

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January 07, 2008, 02:50:37 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 07, 2008, 02:20:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 07, 2008, 12:50:30 AM


LMNO's Personal Jesus ITT.   :lol:


Wrong band.  Shop Gahan's face in there, and make the joke again.

Suu

#6
January 07, 2008, 05:06:26 PM
This thread has a very odd potential for lail.
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Triple Zero

#7
January 07, 2008, 06:37:30 PM
1. chaos christianity?

2. who is that guy?

3. huh????

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Deepthroat Chopra

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January 08, 2008, 02:09:50 AM
I suspect this chap practices chaos christianity -

http://jesushateswankers.ytmnd.com/

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Jasper

#9
January 08, 2008, 03:12:27 AM
Christianity has this rule called "Apostasy".

It's constituents nevertheless try to mix it with everything under the sun.

Bu🤠ns

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January 08, 2008, 05:11:53 AM
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LMNO

#11
January 08, 2008, 12:36:45 PM
Ok, that's my Personal Jesus.




PS - Johnny Cash sang it better.

Cain

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January 08, 2008, 12:42:28 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 08, 2008, 03:12:27 AM
Christianity has this rule called "Apostasy".

It's constituents nevertheless try to mix it with everything under the sun.

I'm a Pago-Islamic Christian, STFU.

LMNO

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January 08, 2008, 12:48:10 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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January 08, 2008, 11:08:06 PM
Quote from: triple zero on January 07, 2008, 06:37:30 PM
1. chaos christianity?

2. who is that guy?

3. huh????



It's Jesus Timberlake. Where is the LOVE y'all?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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