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ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS

Started by Kimmy Gibbler, January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM

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January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM Last Edit: March 11, 2008, 07:01:42 AM by Izzo
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!
KIMMY GIBBLER:  SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

AFK

#1
January 10, 2008, 02:31:42 PM
did you pull up the rug?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2
January 10, 2008, 04:49:27 PM
Quote from: Izzo on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!

TWENTY TWO!?! TWENTY TWO!??!

TWENTY = 5 Unique Letters  <---- Law of Fives
TWO = 2 additional unique letters and the word TWO has 3 letters in toto <--- Twenty Three enigma.


Remember, if you find 'the answer' its just because you stopped looking...  :lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Bharlion

#3
January 11, 2008, 06:36:20 AM
I trust in the number 23. I trust my paranoia. They are actually out to get me. They are watching me. They are reading this. You didn't see me. I don't exist. I am just a ghost in the system who is waiting for the storm. Bless 23!
Okay, why not. Didn't want to die alone anyways.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
January 11, 2008, 07:05:11 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#5
January 12, 2008, 04:56:54 AM
I hope they are, just for the disinformation shock it'd do them.

Triple Zero

#6
January 13, 2008, 03:40:52 PM
Quote from: Izzo on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!

"the law of fives becomes MORE apparent, the harder you look"

you just needed to look a bit harder, find that last lighter and call it a ZOMFG23PINEAL
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#7
January 13, 2008, 05:57:55 PM
Clearly, someone has been pinching lighters from Izzo's room.  You should seek immediate revenge and justice.  And post pics or it didn't happen. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
January 14, 2008, 02:05:45 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Xooxe

#9
January 14, 2008, 04:52:31 AM
 :lol: Let them know which statues don't love them anymore.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
January 14, 2008, 04:55:39 AM
Quote from: Izzo on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

mortikanaan

#11
February 25, 2008, 10:07:43 PM
Quote from: Izzo on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!


someone clearly doesnt get it....

so sad

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Kimmy Gibbler

#12
February 25, 2008, 10:10:30 PM
TMINUS 31!
KIMMY GIBBLER:  SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
February 25, 2008, 10:11:03 PM
LAWL
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#14
February 25, 2008, 10:33:57 PM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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