WE ARE YOUNG

[East Coast Hustle]

While I'm sure you could stick the cone anywhere you like, I gather that the primary purpose is as a vaginally-applied device.

ECH, I could make you a nice set of beads is you like.

1. call me crazy, but I prefer that anything I stick in my own vagina be rounded off.

2. can you paint Hillary Clinton's head on all of them?

[Darth Cupcake]

What's the deal with the book, or is that supposed to be a laptop?

Inspirational materials.

I revealed to the boy this weekend that I am aware that he owns two stupid looking porn DVDs. It was hilarious and awkward. He then attempted to be smooth and awkwardly suggested watching some together.

I said, "Why do you think I suggested that we watch 'Secretary' together?"

He continued to be flustered and change colors. Bahahaha!

[LMNO]

Don't be a typical girl and try to embarass/shame/guilt the guy for watching crappy porn.

He's not gonna stop, and will ultimately resent your mockery.

[Triple Zero]

LMNO i think that's not what she did, rather the opposite?

anyway, if you're gonna watch together, always let the woman pick the porn. you might learn something.

[Darth Cupcake]

Don't be a typical girl and try to embarass/shame/guilt the guy for watching crappy porn.

He's not gonna stop, and will ultimately resent your mockery.

At the end of the day, I absolutely do not care what he jerks off to. I just find it funny that he tried to hide it, and got so embarrassed that I knew. Jeez, the things I think about what I'm doing my thing...! I have no problem with him owning porn, and expressed no problem with it. (the conversation went something along the lines of him: "I only own three DVDs, you know" (which he then listed) and I said, "Well, and two porns" him: "...You know about those? ...Crap..." and he then turned different shades of pink and red. I just laughed and kept cooking him dinner. No possible grounds for complaint there!)

I just happen to think that if we're gonna do the whole sexytime movies together, I prefer "Secretary" over actual porn, because I always start LAUGHING when I see porn, which is the opposite intended effect.

Porn is hilarious, in my opinion. If he wants to jerk off to, that's fine by me. I would never purposely do anything to make him feel uncomfortable or like he should be ashamed or something, because frankly, that's stupid.

[LMNO]

So, S&M movies about cutting and which feature a woman pissing herself in a wedding dress turn you on?

Good to know...














LMNO
-Kidding.  Maggie Gyllenhall is teh HAWTNESS.

[Suu]

I jake Mr. Suu all the time about him watching porn. It doesn't bother me, he knows this, yet he loves to hide it still and pretend he's not fapping when I walk in on him.

[LMNO]

...And you wonder why you're not having that much sex...

[Suu]

Because I'm usually sleeping or staggering to bed by the time he gets home from work? 

[Darth Cupcake]

I think of the "pissing herself in a wedding dress" part as a gentle reprieve to allow your heart rate to slow enough to actually make it to the end of the movie without attacking each other for teh sexytiem.

But there is a lot of extreme hot in that movie.

[LMNO]

Because I'm usually sleeping or staggering to bed by the time he gets home from work? 

NO EXCUSES!  GRAB YOUR ANKLES!

I think of the "pissing herself in a wedding dress" part as a gentle reprieve to allow your heart rate to slow enough to actually make it to the end of the movie without attacking each other for teh sexytiem.

But there is a lot of extreme hot in that movie.

[Darth Cupcake]

And just think how freaking sexy the new Batman movie will be--just because every time I see her on screen, I'll think of that movie and get all hot and bothered.

"Can we go see the new Batman?"
"Is that really a date movie?"
"Oh trust me, it will be."

[LMNO]

Who is Maggie playing in the new Batman, anyway?

If it's HarleyQuinn, I think I just came in my pants.

[Cain]

Its believed to be either that, Catwoman or Katie Holmes role, according to the rumour mill.

Which is ASTOUNDING, that a woman will play one of the only three important female roles within a film.  I can see they devoted much time and effort to figuring out the blatantly obvious.

[Darth Cupcake]

She's taking over for Katie Holmes.

All I have to say is HOORAY