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Started by Tezza, January 20, 2008, 09:30:52 PM

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Tezza

January 20, 2008, 09:30:52 PM
In the post came an envelope addressed to Terry.

I got a letter through the post and inside was a pink condom and a post it note.

The post it reads...

I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO SPREAD THE WORD!
FUCK THE FUNDAMENTALISTS! THIS COMES
STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP... WE ARE ALL
INVOLVED IN THE CREATION OF A GREAT
STORY, AND LIKE ALL GREAT STORIES, IT
TELLS OF HOW THE WORLD WAS SAVED AT
THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT, FROM
SEEMINGLY INEVITABLE DESTRUCTION -
BY A HANDFUL OF HEROES. THE TIMER ON
THE BOMB ALWAYS STOPS WITH ONE
SECOND TO GO. FAITH IN FAITH ITSELF

Then on the other side it reads...

WATCH THE SKIES IN 2012


WWW.PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM

Why did I get this, what exactly is this?  :lol:

Cain

#1
January 20, 2008, 09:35:43 PM
Its rather impressive.

Anyone want to own up to this?  I know it wasn't me.

Anyway, I suggest you read the Principia itself, as it may help.  Well, somewhat.  In short, we're the best hope for humanity, and a pack of enormous jerks, all in one easy to find place.

AFK

#2
January 21, 2008, 01:53:38 PM
wasn't me, interesting "marketing" technique however.  Welcome, and yeah, read the book, and then read it again, and then tell us, and your friends, what you think. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jasper

#3
January 21, 2008, 10:16:16 PM
NO DON'T READ IT OH GOD










heheh, just kidding





not really

Diseris

#4
January 22, 2008, 02:56:50 AM
Put it on your tongue for a few minutes, everything should be clear after that.
You didn't enjoy it you never believed it there won't be a refund you'll never go back - TMBG

barumunk

#5
January 22, 2008, 08:27:23 AM Last Edit: January 22, 2008, 08:29:02 AM by barumunk
THATS AWSOME!!!!!!!!    :D great who evers work that is!!!!!!!   :fnord:

yeah read the Principia Discordia.... then read The Black Iron Prison.


"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect." Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

The Apex, The Harmony Of

#6
January 22, 2008, 04:15:01 PM
Cant you remember writing it?

Jasper

#7
January 22, 2008, 05:31:05 PM
Now that you suggest it, I really can see it meshing with my impression of barumunk.

hooplala

#8
January 22, 2008, 11:47:13 PM
 :oops:
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Jasper

#9
January 23, 2008, 06:00:06 AM
Oh my. :lol:

barumunk

#10
January 23, 2008, 07:35:48 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 22, 2008, 05:31:05 PM
Now that you suggest it, I really can see it meshing with my impression of barumunk.

:? im not sure i catch your meaning.  :?


"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect." Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

Jasper

#11
January 23, 2008, 03:19:35 PM
Nothing, 'munk.  The perp has come forth. :lol:

Cain

#12
January 23, 2008, 03:21:11 PM
I don't think Hoopla did it, since the OP is in the UK.

barumunk

#13
January 23, 2008, 03:23:06 PM Last Edit: January 23, 2008, 03:24:56 PM by barumunk
ah  okey day! well me bein in RSA would make that quite hard :D

im intrigued as to what that impression of me was tho, felix?


this Tezza person isnt exactly brimming with convo hey :D


"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect." Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

Jasper

#14
January 23, 2008, 03:33:30 PM
I wasn't really basing the notion on any fair critique of style, it was actually a wild guess tainted with intuition.
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