Boy, do I have egg on my face! Or, on my mind, I guess.
I always read that as "abocalypse" and assumed that when the natives of Australia began singing "Day-o, Daaaay-o, Daylight comin' and me got to go home" then Israel would finally reach orgasm.
So it has nothing to do with the Abos? Or calypso music?
Damn.
I know nothing about discordianism, actually. I just came to this site because I was lured in by a promise of porn:
Euclid alone has looked on Eris bare:
She curves in here, she softens and
She curves voluptuously out there.
So I Googled "Eris" and here I am. (Imagine my surprise. When I find whoever posted that teaser I am going to give him such a verbal spanking.)
Maybe when Discord has triumphed over the Carp of the Quotidian, then mountains shall tremble and giggle, the seas shall cast forth a chocolate bundt cake, and the Beast with Five Hundred and Fifty-Five Eyes shall finally see the optometrist and get his nearsightedness corrected.
But the chao is without end, so there are probably apocalypti within apocalypti, like octopi within octopi without end. Imagine the squirming!
It's going to be messy, folks.
~~ Jack of Turnips
