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Started by Triple Zero, January 26, 2008, 01:29:51 PM

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Jenne

Yeah, hospital vending machine coffee--NOT EVEN ONCE.

Captain Swampass

Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 12:57:46 AM
Yeah, hospital vending machine coffee--NOT EVEN ONCE.

I don't know, it was horrible enough that I want to try it once more. Hell, I cant even recall the fragrance (Though a better word might be stench) of the muck. Actually, I should try their 'cappuccino' and mocha flavours next time I'm down there. My first time I just had dark roast.

Salty

You gotta do what you gotta do. If the options are caffeine vs no caffeine the winner is clear.
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Quote from: Alty on June 24, 2011, 01:12:51 AM
You gotta do what you gotta do. If the options are caffeine vs no caffeine the winner is clear.

...  Yeah...  Go to the next machine over and grab a Mountain Dew...
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Quote from: Luna on June 24, 2011, 03:51:13 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 24, 2011, 01:12:51 AM
You gotta do what you gotta do. If the options are caffeine vs no caffeine the winner is clear.

...  Yeah...  Go to the next machine over and grab a Mountain Dew...

The next machine had a pile of odd vomit beside it. Y'know. I'm thinking consuming anything from those vending machines would be a bad idea.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Luna on June 24, 2011, 03:51:13 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 24, 2011, 01:12:51 AM
You gotta do what you gotta do. If the options are caffeine vs no caffeine the winner is clear.

...  Yeah...  Go to the next machine over and grab a Mountain Dew...

If I was out of coffee and the ONLY other source of caffeine at hand was Mountain Dew, I'd force myself to vomit and then drink my own vomit in the hopes that there would be some stray coffee grounds in it before I'd do the dew.
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