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AuralGASM
« on: January 28, 2008, 06:30:29 am »
AuralGASM is misleading, but the Pun required my biding, and I already said AuralGASM.

This is meant to span beyond just the sound. An All Inclusive media attack, with heavy online
and (hopefully) IRL to match with enough time.

The Meme that i want to be the focus of this is ego-stroking, some might say. but i prefer to think
of it as self-promoting a group that is open to expansion and inclusion. once it gets underway,
the very thing that i've put so much work into myself will lose it's sense of novelty for this, as it
will blend massively with everything else coming out.

The thing that drew it all together for me was that fucking swote php that 000 wrote to mirror a
users avatar. when i saw five different people using my icon, i was initially weirded out, because
Cram was one of them, and my Icon references AW watching my fictitous Show, but not the "S"
in the AWS. "maybe he's pissed off and getting people to troll me on this site now? shit, just what
i need after pissing off roger weeks ago for pooping on pope tom." those were basically my first thoughts.

props to that script, 000. So, perhaps i had a slightly different experience with that all, but aside:

We (participants in the GASM) generate media, any type, for distribution IRL or online, both would be best,
with one single common meme: The Fillet Show.

There's already:
http://www.myspace.com/thefilletshow
(kinda base, in my opinion. no finess.)
http://myspace.com/theendisqueer
(That's your's, truely.)
http://chrystalkincaid.blogspot.com/2006/04/fillet-show.html
(over the top, but not bad...)
http://www.metrolyrics.com/fillet-show-album-hum.html
(haven't been able to listen, or find freely.)
http://www.madstage.com/Shows/thefilletsho070921.html
(I'd pay to watch The Fillet Show!)


Now, as we build our own projects, etc, part of this mission is to tell people about it, particularly
people that you think might also make their own Fillet Show. Online, basically an AWS-style campain
for disinformation to help generate buzz, and converts, to help build momentum.

once we reach a critical mass in this, with enough people involved, and enough confusion between all the Fillet Shows,
we can work the media with a press release that with so many Fillet Shows, we have to know: who's the best?
easily said, but that bit will take some work, and relies heavily on all previous parts. The Great Debate of the Fillet Show,
or whatever it will be called by the time, will be underway. the announcing of this cannot come before any other phase.

The first phase is getting people initially involved. we already have some stuff above to work with, and i'm sure a reasonable
amount of time will be needed for a reasonable amount of people to have media for the carrying of the meme.

The Following is the appropriate CopyPasta for Discordian Boards: or write your own when you cross that bridge:

_________________________________________________ ____________________________

Please to be granting your attention.

You Have Stumbled, by the dog, upon the most secret plans for OM:AuralGASM.

Please stop reading.


Are you a musician? How about a discordian? Or Not? Well, I am, and I'll tell you what:
It sucks for My Music that a seriously considered piece of music for mainstream consumption,
and therefore profitable, is subject to the whims and the ideas of the people in CONTROL,
censoring, selecting musical sock puppets to help rear the mindless consumers for many more
generations to come. But Evolution is Coming...

The Game: Sex and Violence, I'm sure plenty of us have plenty to expend in both areas.
And hey, what the fuck else is there, anyway? This is how The Game shall be approached
in this mission.

Now, It may seem like I am getting away from myself here, rambling about nothing really.
That's because I'm trying to reel you into this awesome project in which you can Show off
you musical talents, and potentially get serious exposure if we play this shit right, yo'.

The Catch: Quid Pro Quo. But it's to fight the Status Quo, so not only is it fair, it's
for the Great Justice. The upside here is that if any individual wins in this game, we all end
up winning.

For a Primer in Progress, Visit:

http://myspace.com/theendisqueer

That is a self-promotion, but it's part of the catch, and the jist of the plan.

AuralGASM is a call to arms: we're going to troll the media, motherfuckers. If you have a Band,
Slice Beats, Scratch Tracks, or Fart on Snare Drums, start making music for you're very own
Fillet Show, Now!

Shit, son...if you Cook, like Advertising, you animate, film, ANYTHING....any Thing that could
use the Title "The Fillet Show," for it's Obvious Connotations....DO.IT.NOW.

Get it started Now, if you want to partake in this. The Key is to make media that can be easily
distributed; i.e. webshows, flash, music, etc. People wanting to help in this outside of the creative
aspect will be a special ops group known as The Fillet Minions. Which we will discuss later.

For now: iff'in you're interested, Come to http://principiadiscordia.com (sign up, if you have no account)
and post in the O:MF subforum in the thread entitled, "AuralGASM."[/u]

_________________________________________________ ____________________

TOOLS: (to be updated)

http://www.addnewfriends.com/
http://browse.files.filefront.com/MySpace+Bot+Windows+v13/;1386312;/browsefiles.html
http://www.doshdosh.com/a-comprehensive-guide-to-stumbleupon-how-to-build-massive-traffic-to-your-website-and-monetize-it/


after this, i have some ideas for how we, collectively and individually, can approach this.

thoughts and comments?
« Last Edit: February 05, 2008, 08:55:06 am by Prater Festwo »
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Re: AuralGASM
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2008, 09:35:46 am »
ill make a song with my band they're called The Fillet Show

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Re: AuralGASM
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2008, 11:56:57 am »
The thing that drew it all together for me was that fucking swote php that 000 wrote to mirror a
users avatar. when i saw five different people using my icon, i was initially weirded out, because
Cram was one of them, and my Icon references AW watching my fictitous Show, but not the "S"
in the AWS. "maybe he's pissed off and getting people to troll me on this site now? shit, just what
i need after pissing off roger weeks ago for pooping on pope tom." those were basically my first thoughts.

props to that script, 000. So, perhaps i had a slightly different experience with that all

heh that's cool, it was fun watching the different effects it had on everybody :)

Cain and Faust trying to outrun and/or outsmart the script by changing avatars, Suu believing she had started a fad, Z3 mirroring the mirror, Faust doing the "pretentious faggot" jake, Diseris and dr.Loki falling for that Faust's trick, and a whole bunch of other people being generally confused about it  :mrgreen:

but i dont quite get what it has to do with the auralGASM ? or in fact, what the plan is? to release any kind of music and/or media + buzz under the name "Fillet Show" ?

reminds me a littlebit of Spiral Tribe (who are/were also discordians, btw)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiral_Tribe
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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2008, 03:50:43 pm »
The thing that drew it all together for me was that fucking swote php that 000 wrote to mirror a
users avatar. when i saw five different people using my icon, i was initially weirded out, because
Cram was one of them, and my Icon references AW watching my fictitous Show, but not the "S"
in the AWS. "maybe he's pissed off and getting people to troll me on this site now? shit, just what
i need after pissing off roger weeks ago for pooping on pope tom." those were basically my first thoughts.

props to that script, 000. So, perhaps i had a slightly different experience with that all

heh that's cool, it was fun watching the different effects it had on everybody :)

Cain and Faust trying to outrun and/or outsmart the script by changing avatars, Suu believing she had started a fad, Z3 mirroring the mirror, Faust doing the "pretentious faggot" jake, Diseris and dr.Loki falling for that Faust's trick, and a whole bunch of other people being generally confused about it  :mrgreen:

but i dont quite get what it has to do with the auralGASM ? or in fact, what the plan is? to release any kind of music and/or media + buzz under the name "Fillet Show" ?

reminds me a littlebit of Spiral Tribe (who are/were also discordians, btw)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiral_Tribe

I assumed that people had decided to meme my Auntie Meme... wasn't till later that I read the script bit... LOL
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Re: AuralGASM
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2008, 08:10:17 pm »
it's really great how many different reactions sudden fake flattery or fake confirmation of self-importance (no offense intended btw) can awaken.

i may have written the script, but you gotta have Cramulus for a brilliant idea ;-)
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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2008, 08:30:59 pm »
So does this mean I get to pimp my Nose Flute prowess or not? 
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Re: AuralGASM
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2008, 08:35:34 pm »
hahahahahhaah I got an idea

what if the cover art and insert text resembled christian gospel music?

you know - sunrises, smiling black women, uplifting kind of shit

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according to the Eris, the Goddess of Chaos
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Re: AuralGASM
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2008, 02:45:01 am »
okay, i don't have much time to post, so this is just the skinny of my thoughts:


Quote from: 000
but i dont quite get what it has to do with the auralGASM ? or in fact, what the plan is? to release any kind of music and/or media + buzz under the name "Fillet Show" ?

yes and yes. summary below.

000- you gets a shout out in my newest song, along with ECH, Noodles (just 'cause), Chef, and Z-cubed/crow. i'll post the first draft lyrics soonish.

others worked into other songs...

Cram: i already previously did an album that i never mastered or recorded right called "Gnostic Gospel."

Rev WHN, FUCK YES!

-8, Cool.


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i don't want to get very specific, even in the obfuscate of the OMF board, of the plans i have for my own portion of the Fillet Show Challenge, but a basic outline:

get people involved first: duh.

i have some accounts of fictitious people that i'm working on...to protest my music. they will reign down hate because they think i'm a racist/misogynist/homophobe/anti-christian, etc.

trying to make them searchable, via wiki and google, at least, and write some text for fake articles.

after a deal of working towards PR on active forumz for the respective characters, trying to get people to protest my music/All Fillet Shows with cunsomer friendly activism (have shit ready for them to use against me before hand...)

that's the most clandestine facet. if you're interested in helping, PM me. i know Cram has expressed interest...and for other disco forums, could regular users there post the coptpasta for me? i'm sure a new account at any of those places would seem pretentious and self serving, and i have no existing accounts except EB&G. and i haven't posted there in over a year.

other ideas include Last.fm (uploading advertisments for the Fillet Show/ Challenge, along with music...)
Myspace trolling (the F5 reload will bump your views count on a music page...i don't really have 3000+views yet)


but i want people of various type of media to get involved, if they want to. just cause you gots no music skillz doesn't mean you gots no Fillet Show in you.

an aside:
i just spoke with someone i went to highschool with yesterday. he was one of the first times i heard the term "discordian." he's currently doing a remix for KMFDM, though i space the title. and the record label exec he spoke with expressed interest in giving a "serious listening" to his own work, once he could compile a CD for him. yeah, could be hogwash and bullshit to boot. but it sounds promising...
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Re: AuralGASM
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2008, 09:22:43 am »
Another Way to spread the Word and check your feedback:

how to suck people with stumble upon
http://www.doshdosh.com/a-comprehensive-guide-to-stumbleupon-how-to-build-massive-traffic-to-your-website-and-monetize-it/
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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2008, 06:29:48 pm »
That was completely awesome... thanks!
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« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2008, 06:34:25 pm »
Another Way to spread the Word and check your feedback:

how to suck people with stumble upon
http://www.doshdosh.com/a-comprehensive-guide-to-stumbleupon-how-to-build-massive-traffic-to-your-website-and-monetize-it/

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Re: AuralGASM
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2008, 10:55:39 pm »
tips on seachability for sites and blogs:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Search_engine_optimization
http://www.seochat.com/
and others: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Search+Engine+Optimization&btnG=Google+Search

pointers:
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"Natural Listings" are rank you get in a search engine query, based on keywords in text,
these match up with the keywords in the search query. sites like yahoo and google have
point systems that assign "relevancy" bases on number of hits for the keyword, whether that
word is italicized, bold, underlined, etc...also if the keyword is in the page title/head tag of the HTML.

if my target audience, i.e., was searching "The Fillet Show" or "Fillet" or "Show", and i have those words on my Myspace, blog, angelfire site, wikipedia, fav forums, etc... hundreds of times throughout tonnes of material, that page, blog, etc, gets the rank, naturally, in a search.

another way to increase the natural rank of your site/page is to have people link to you. the easiest way to do this is link to someone that will likely link to you, and ask that they do the same. most will delightfully agree, as it helps the rank of their page in keyword search results, as well.

shit, before i looked into this, i thought pages were still searched by meta tags. well., they aren't anymore, nearest i can tell.
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Re: AuralGASM
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2008, 08:06:27 am »
I'm in if it means one day looking at the last.fm page for Fillet Show to find the first sentence reads "There are 625 artists named The Fillet Show"

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Re: AuralGASM
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2008, 08:37:24 am »
exactly.

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