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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #255 on: February 04, 2009, 08:02:16 pm »
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #256 on: February 05, 2009, 01:49:24 am »
I screen-capped part of that bit:



I just read the colbertgasm wikipage, and watched the various show clips with Discordian references.

Has anyone else noticed that in the April 2, 2008 interview with Congressman Sestak, Colbert, at 2 minutes and 32 seconds, the following exchange occurs:

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Colbert:  Pennslyvania leads the nation in mushroom production.
Sestak: We have a mushroom farm in my district!
Colbert:  You ever feel like a mushroom?
Sestak:  Yeah, sometimes I feel like my staff keeps me in the dark and feeds me -
Colbert: - shit all the time?
Sestak: Yeah, you said it.
(Colbert and Sestak high five and laugh)
Colbert: I can say it, I don't have to run for public office.

With two lines Colbert gets a politician to acknowledge the SNAFU principle on national television.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #257 on: February 05, 2009, 07:39:14 pm »
watch full episodes on IMDB:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458254/
Ya' stupid Yank.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #258 on: February 05, 2009, 08:02:57 pm »
btw - if we were to reactivate this, I think this would be a good angle:



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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #259 on: February 05, 2009, 08:18:16 pm »
btw - if we were to reactivate this, I think this would be a good angle:




ROFL, why not, it was one of the inspiration pieces ;-)
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #260 on: February 05, 2009, 09:13:06 pm »
So what you're saying is that we need to pick 3*OH Colbert's inner circle and Cabinet, and then inform them of the fact that they're now in the Bavarian Illuminati, and to send a copy of their membership papers to his address.... and one to the president... and one to us.


I think that this dude needs to be the Secretary of Inventions for Great Justice: Dean Kamen [http://asap.ap.org/stories/240474.s]

Any other nominations? Then we get a letter with all their names on the letterhead, and send them around.
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #261 on: February 05, 2009, 09:14:14 pm »
David Icke? or is that too obvious?

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #262 on: February 06, 2009, 07:26:03 am »
Bill O'Reilly?

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #263 on: February 06, 2009, 01:55:07 pm »
hmmmm I think it's best to come up with a list of people that might play along.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #264 on: February 07, 2009, 07:19:06 pm »


Colberts hand during his dance remix video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSGZ44qGIZ0

Around 1:50


Familiar?
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #265 on: February 07, 2009, 09:13:07 pm »
http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr70/AidanGriff/ColbertIllumnati.jpg?t=1234034115

Colberts hand during his dance remix video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSGZ44qGIZ0

Around 1:50


Familiar?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XBvFfrA1jjU/SOxTdTyTmXI/AAAAAAAAB90/C019m4TbqkI/s400/illuminati.jpg

I'm of the personal opinion that The Discordian Society should not not make a remix version along with David Icke soundbytes. Or definitely NOT NOT do anything else in a similar or dissimilar mannar.
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #266 on: April 08, 2009, 09:45:10 pm »
my attempt to get others to send Stephen a rock in responces to his 3/17 rock paper scissors game had mix success
either modify and make poster
or change theme to jihad and send your rock where it will be tossed against his head or not style poster instead

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Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #267 on: June 18, 2009, 07:41:03 am »
"Hes Cabal Ready"
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #268 on: June 18, 2009, 07:45:54 am »
Hahahaha, he's totally Cabal-Ready.
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #269 on: June 18, 2009, 03:26:25 pm »