Limericks

[Phox]

This game is a fucking joke.
What the fuck did you all smoke?
Your rhymes are all lame,
And you all sound the same.
And I hope you all just fucking choke.

[Don Coyote]

NO MORE RHYMES NOW!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!

Get out of this thread
You fucking jarhead
Oh, you're a grunt
And kind of a cunt
And also a gingerbread

Your face
To my mace
I shall introduce
I painted it puce
You have no saving grace

[BadBeast]

Blight's mojo is obviously missing,
flushed away with the beerRum (fixt) he's been pissing,
but at least Blighty tried,
Coyote's rhyme died,
now he's capslocked, outraged, and he's hissing!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

NO MORE RHYMES NOW!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!

Get out of this thread
You fucking jarhead
Oh, you're a grunt
And kind of a cunt
And also a gingerbread

Your face
To my mace
I shall introduce
I painted it puce
You have no saving grace

Nice come back Sir Coyote
Take some more peyote
Threaten me some more
It's a big fucking bore
Your redheaded ass is just some big fucking whore
And Phox, trying to step on my rocks
Take a step back before I whip you with my cock
We all know the Limerick is a weak ass meme
Stab City wishes it was Cork's fucking dream
But Cork City, the most shitty steps up to that shit
Not even Dublin the capital can keep up with it
If you want to take drugs with a shrug head down to the southest county
Meet up with fucking Faust with all your ill-got bounty
Sure enough he can find your stuff just based on where he lives
And if you stick close enough maybe you can dodge the shivs

[Don Coyote]

Blight's mojo is obviously missing,
flushed away with the beer he's been pissing,
but at least Blighty tried,
Coyote's rhyme died,
now he's capslocked, outraged, and he's hissing!

Badbeast is a right bad man
but it is ok as he thinks he is Han
Solo that is
The slickest pirate in the biz
Coyote, no idea why he did this again.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Blight's mojo is obviously missing,
flushed away with the beer he's been pissing,
but at least Blighty tried,
Coyote's rhyme died,
now he's capslocked, outraged, and he's hissing!

It was rum not beer. I think my deviation speaks for it.

[BadBeast]

Did Phoxy just suffer a knock,
from that floppy excuse for a cock?
that Blight's waving around,
like some flag that he's found,
he should cover it up. With a sock!

[Phox]

No one could be drunker than Blight,
Don't know why I should put up a fight,
If you so desire,
I'll break out the ire,
And we can keep going all night.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

NO MORE RHYMES NOW!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!

Get out of this thread
You fucking jarhead
Oh, you're a grunt
And kind of a cunt
And also a gingerbread

[Don Coyote]

NO MORE RHYMES NOW!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!

Get out of this thread
You fucking jarhead
Oh, you're a grunt
And kind of a cunt
And also a gingerbread

Curiosity killed my cat
I hit it with my bat
This is just Philler
And his friend Biller
TWINKLE TWINKLE WHERE IS MY HAT!!!!!!!!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Sorry, ladies and gents,
My brain meat is all bent
Nessies have got me
They're all I can see
My writing has gotten all rent*


_{* As in ripped to fucking shreds by Nessies.}

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Did Phoxy just suffer a knock,
from that floppy excuse for a cock?
that Blight's waving around,
like some flag that he's found,
he should cover it up. With a sock!

Limey, stop fucking sounding so whiney
Your woman's 1000 miles away
I admit my dick's not that big any day
If it was it would be a federal disaster
And everyone would know I'm their master
But as it stands my glans stays in Boston
All the better, so it doesn't cross the New York flotsam
Cuz I don't want to catch that shit
The stinky ass Big Apple on my dick
The only thing worse is if I got LA
If I got the bomb I would drop it there any day
Fuck that bitch, LA thinks it's the shit
Maybe true because it has it's nose in it
Like a fucking dog it's the same old cog
But I'm dreaming of nuking it
And lets talk a sec about Wiltshire, England
Don't think I know about a goddamn thing and
Who gives a shit about your fucking island
It's just this thing in the Atlantic and a pile and
The former capital of our Empire, but when colonists conspire
The shit gets moved to a Western Hemisphere groove
Move it from LonDON to WashingTON
Take a step back and we'll take it from here
Until Beijing does their thing and shows us all up
And beats us like a pup, the runt of the litter
And leaves all of us honkeys in the fucking shitter

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

NO MORE RHYMES NOW!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!

Get out of this thread
You fucking jarhead
Oh, you're a grunt
And kind of a cunt
And also a gingerbread

Curiosity killed my cat
I hit it with my bat
This is just Philler
And his friend Biller
TWINKLE TWINKLE WHERE IS MY HAT!!!!!!!!

You're mad I gave Blight some mittens,
That's why you're going medieval on kittens.
Take a chill pill, dude.
No need to get rude.
Your hat is probably inside on what you've been sittin'.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

This game is a fucking joke.
What the fuck did you all smoke?
Your rhymes are all lame,
And you all sound the same.
And I hope you all just fucking choke.

I'll be the Joker and you be Harley Quinn.
We'll take this pissing contest out for a spin.
But I'm warning you, girl,
I'm nuts like a squirrel.
I'd explain but I don't know where to begin.

[BadBeast]

My blistering skill at this game,
renders all other limericks lame,
so let's see what you've got,
you hilarious lot,
cuz my rhyming will put yours to shame!