Limericks

[AFK]

This limerick thread is a muck up
But do not frown and buck up
Everything will be cool
If you don't act like a tool
And now lets shut the fuck up

[BadBeast]

For a Limerick not to sound shite,
all the syllables need to be tight,
if they simply don't fit,
then you'll sound like a tit,
if they do, then you're getting it right.

[BadBeast]

The Captain, (A man from Nantucket)
kept a Codfish, alive, in a bucket,
when becalmed 'pon the sea,
to relieve ennui,
he would take out the codfish, and fuck it.

[BadBeast]

The Captain, (disgracefully drunk)
went down to he Cabin boy's bunk,
threw the lad on ther floor,
like a cheap, dockside whore,
then filled up his scuppers, with spunk.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

There was an asshole named Blight
Who stumbled drunkenly one night
Upon a PD thread
He thought was dead,
And said, ain't this a poor fucking sight.

[BadBeast]

A poor sight indeed, I agree,
but not one beyond remedy,
so come on, post a rhyme,
while there's still fucking time,
or this bump will be wasted. You see?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Hey there, BadBeast and Blight
How are you guys tonight?
I am doing okay,
enjoying my stay -
May just move in, I might.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You want a fucking rhyme
I'll give you the time
Watch fucking Hitler
Being a shitler
Might as well be a damn mime

The Phox is incredible
Her taste ain't that terrible
She gives the youtube
Too each fucking noob
This clip so watchable......




.....dude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hey there, BadBeast and Blight
How are you guys tonight?
I am doing okay,
enjoying my stay -
May just move in, I might.

No, not at all really
Cuz right now I'm feely
a wee bit drunk
Like a goddamn skunk
My brain's all damn wheely

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Hey there, BadBeast and Blight
How are you guys tonight?
I am doing okay,
enjoying my stay -
May just move in, I might.

No, not at all really
Cuz right now I'm feely
a wee bit drunk
Like a goddamn skunk
My brain's all damn wheely

Your rhymes seem kinda weak,
More white pine than a teak
Keep going, though
This is great show
I like the havok you wreak.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hey there, BadBeast and Blight
How are you guys tonight?
I am doing okay,
enjoying my stay -
May just move in, I might.

No, not at all really
Cuz right now I'm feely
a wee bit drunk
Like a goddamn skunk
My brain's all damn wheely

Your rhymes seem kinda weak,
More white pine than a teak
Keep going, though
This is great show
I like the havok you wreak.

My rhymes are fucking weak
Because I took some sneak
It takes me some time
To get good rhymes
Not on the spot I'm a fucking artiste

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Hey there, BadBeast and Blight
How are you guys tonight?
I am doing okay,
enjoying my stay -
May just move in, I might.

No, not at all really
Cuz right now I'm feely
a wee bit drunk
Like a goddamn skunk
My brain's all damn wheely

Your rhymes seem kinda weak,
More white pine than a teak
Keep going, though
This is great show
I like the havok you wreak.

My rhymes are fucking weak
Because I took some sneak
It takes me some time
To get good rhymes
Not on the spot I'm a fucking artiste

Ah, well. The alcohol, too.
It does a number on you.
I avoid that shit
It's a fucking pit
That I will not dive into

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You're missing a good time, Pizza
If you know your limit it will treat ya
If you come to Boston
The creature begins
With a smile on my face to greet ya

[Don Coyote]

NO MORE RHYMES NOW!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

NO MORE RHYMES NOW!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!

Get out of this thread
You fucking jarhead
Oh, you're a grunt
And kind of a cunt
And also a gingerbread