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The Good Reverend Roger

#225
March 10, 2008, 04:40:21 AM
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on March 10, 2008, 04:38:17 AM
Even though it's not funny, we can still get a few yuks out of it.

And thus this thread.  :)

Well, I'm getting more yuks out of the Bushie himself, than out of any of the drivel he posts.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#226
March 10, 2008, 04:47:27 AM
Fuck this.

Someone caption this pic.




" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Lecherous

#227
March 10, 2008, 04:50:11 AM
Quote from: Faust on March 10, 2008, 04:33:05 AM
national pride is disgusting to me far more so then any religious pride or zeal. Most religions don't change their ideologies at the drop of a hat. they are slow moving, frustratingly stoic. While fighting with pride for a nation, is fighting for the ideologies of the current cabinet.
They change over night, they are wishy washy, often serving of only the people in charge, and quite often, they are nigh on impossible to pin them down to any one answer on any subject they dont want to get associated with.
Its a pride in something that barely exists, that people blindly follow.

I have yet to kill someone in a manner inconsistent with my belief system.  My belief system changes rather slowly, but it has not conflicted with the ever-changing political scene.  If i had to i would have to re-examine continuing my services.

Quote from: Faust on March 10, 2008, 04:33:05 AM
America™ is not defined, while religious asshole crusaders are entrenched in what they are.
being a guard dog to corrupt old mens assets is worse then being a blind guard dog to a faith.

The government uses the military to retain its power.  That is what i am doing now.  The reason i fight is so others do not have to bear something that is not a burden to me... taking a human life.  Some people could not do it, even if others think it is justified.  I fight so those people do not have to.  Do you understand what i'm trying to say?
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.

The Good Reverend Roger

#228
March 10, 2008, 04:51:58 AM Last Edit: March 10, 2008, 04:53:30 AM by The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on March 10, 2008, 04:50:11 AM
  I fight so those people do not have to.  Do you understand what i'm trying to say?

Don't do us any favors, fuckwad.

Quote from: Pope Lecherous on March 10, 2008, 04:50:11 AM
I have yet to kill someone in a manner inconsistent with my belief system.

And exactly how many people have you killed in Korea, anyfuckingway? :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#229
March 10, 2008, 04:52:08 AM
I'd just like to say that Pope Lecherous has helped me achieve enlightenment, because he's gone from being scary to being fracking hilarious.  I'm a new person-like sugar free substitute, and filled with hope that maybe the world isn't really doomed.

And if it is, my waffle iron doesn't need electricity, so any survivors are invited for waffles at my makeshift shack.  :lulz:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

#230
March 10, 2008, 04:52:55 AM
Quote from: Requiem on March 10, 2008, 04:52:08 AM


And if it is, my waffle iron doesn't need electricity, so any survivors are invited for waffles at my makeshift shack.  :lulz:

Shit yeah.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#231
March 10, 2008, 05:04:30 AM
If you eat your vegetables you can grow up to be like me.  If you don't, you'll end up like this kid.
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Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Pope Lecherous

#232
March 10, 2008, 05:04:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2008, 04:51:58 AM
Don't do us any favors, fuckwad.

I'll do it anyway Roger because i love you.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2008, 04:51:58 AM
And exactly how many people have you killed in Korea, anyfuckingway? :lulz:

None, currently i'm just training, so i can kill better and more efficiently in the future.  As far as killing i have done, THAT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.

The Good Reverend Roger

#233
March 10, 2008, 05:11:35 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on March 10, 2008, 05:04:36 AM

I'll do it anyway Roger because i love you.

I love you, too, Rand...HEY, you're not Randy "Macho Man" Savage.

You're just a petty tyrant in a Marine uniform.



Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2008, 04:51:58 AM
None, currently i'm just training, so i can kill better and more efficiently in the future.  As far as killing i have done, THAT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.

So you lied by omission?

And, actually, since you say you've killed FOR US, I think it IS our business.  I mean, we have to carry the collective guilt for you dumping on the locals for the glory of Halliburton's bottom line, right?

I mean, you've gone on and on about how you KILL FOR US!!1111

And by your own admission, you're a tool, not even a real person.

Right?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#234
March 10, 2008, 05:33:20 AM
If you've killed for us, then we hired a hitman. Does that not make us liable?

Pope Lecherous

#235
March 10, 2008, 05:46:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2008, 05:11:35 AM
You're just a petty tyrant in a Marine uniform.
I'll KILL anyway Roger because i love you.


Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2008, 04:51:58 AM
So you lied by omission?

You assumed i was killing people here in Korea?  I never assumed you were using logical fallacies, i just pointed out when you did.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2008, 04:51:58 AM
And, actually, since you say you've killed FOR US, I think it IS our business.  I mean, we have to carry the collective guilt for you dumping on the locals for the glory of Halliburton's bottom line, right?
I mean, you've gone on and on about how you KILL FOR US!!1111

No i kill FOR the government.  I joined and i serve, so that you do not have to.  So that you don't have to bear the burden of killing, something you don't want to do or can't handle.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2008, 04:51:58 AM
And by your own admission, you're a tool, not even a real person. Right?

Yes.
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.

Pope Lecherous

#236
March 10, 2008, 05:53:08 AM Last Edit: March 10, 2008, 05:55:41 AM by Pope Lecherous
Quote from: Cainad on March 10, 2008, 05:33:20 AM
If you've killed for us, then we hired a hitman. Does that not make us liable?

Good question.  Just think of it as me performing any number of services that are necessary but that you don't want to do.  When i am at work and i'm about to push the big red button (it's not actually red), i imagine everyone i care about and people like faust and roger in my position wearing my uniform, covered in blood.  Their tears flowing from guilt, or some other pain.  After they cycle through my mind one by one, lastly, it's me.  I press the button.  The blood that was on me and my hands flows away like water and it is done, and all those people never had to go through all the pain I imagine a person like that would feel.
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.

Nast

#237
March 10, 2008, 05:57:30 AM
Does anyone besides me find that to be a bit, well...insane?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jasper

#238
March 10, 2008, 06:10:55 AM
Too right.  Someone forgot their meds.

Jasper

#239
March 10, 2008, 06:13:40 AM
I kill FOR the government.  I joined and i serve, so that you do not have to.  So that you don't have to bear the burden of killing, something you don't want to do or can't handle.
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