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Started by LMNO, February 29, 2008, 07:55:53 PM

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Triple Zero

#255
March 11, 2008, 12:15:06 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on March 10, 2008, 04:31:07 AM
funny pic

please to fuck off for thinking nazi pics are funny

(except for that one with hitler and the banjo)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#256
March 11, 2008, 02:53:13 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on March 09, 2008, 11:24:55 PM
The majority of my targets with 100% certainty were the enemy and were guilty,

Guilty of what? Of being The Enemy? Or guilty of protecting their country against invading forces?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mangrove

#257
March 11, 2008, 07:26:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2008, 04:47:27 AM
Fuck this.

Someone caption this pic.






You may be able to press this entire bed with me in it....but I'll still have cancer.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Payne

#258
March 11, 2008, 07:57:49 PM


Deaths new look was a real hit with the kids.

AFK

#259
March 11, 2008, 08:03:10 PM


What the hell?  You're not Dog the Bounty Hunter!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

East Coast Hustle

#260
March 11, 2008, 11:55:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 10, 2008, 11:26:36 PM
Eating my own foot sounds better than fighting angry Pashtuns, truth be told.  East Timor sounds alright though, they only seem to beat up people who cant fight back which presumably excludes people with guns in uniform.  From what I hear, most of the South Pacific is considered Australia's remit for policing, but thats not too bad, really.  Especially since half those places wont exist in 50 years, thanks to global warming.

I can think of a lot of worse places to be stationed than Fiji, the Solomons, or Bougainville.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#261
March 12, 2008, 02:28:21 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on March 10, 2008, 05:46:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2008, 05:11:35 AM
You're just a petty tyrant in a Marine uniform.
I'll KILL anyway Roger because i love you.


Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2008, 04:51:58 AM
So you lied by omission?

You assumed i was killing people here in Korea?  I never assumed you were using logical fallacies, i just pointed out when you did.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2008, 04:51:58 AM
And, actually, since you say you've killed FOR US, I think it IS our business.  I mean, we have to carry the collective guilt for you dumping on the locals for the glory of Halliburton's bottom line, right?
I mean, you've gone on and on about how you KILL FOR US!!1111

No i kill FOR the government.  I joined and i serve, so that you do not have to.  So that you don't have to bear the burden of killing, something you don't want to do or can't handle.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2008, 04:51:58 AM
And by your own admission, you're a tool, not even a real person. Right?

Yes.


:lulz:

Hey, here's a little hint, dumbshit:  You are not the only person on this board who has served.  There are a few others of us that have.

However, we are not self-admitted sociopaths.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#262
March 12, 2008, 02:29:27 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on March 10, 2008, 05:53:08 AM
Quote from: Cainad on March 10, 2008, 05:33:20 AM
If you've killed for us, then we hired a hitman. Does that not make us liable?

Good question.  Just think of it as me performing any number of services that are necessary but that you don't want to do.  When i am at work and i'm about to push the big red button (it's not actually red), i imagine everyone i care about and people like faust and roger in my position wearing my uniform, covered in blood.  Their tears flowing from guilt, or some other pain.  After they cycle through my mind one by one, lastly, it's me.  I press the button.  The blood that was on me and my hands flows away like water and it is done, and all those people never had to go through all the pain I imagine a person like that would feel.

You're basically everything that is wrong with this country, all wrapped up in one little neocon package.

So CUTE!   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#263
March 12, 2008, 02:33:25 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on March 10, 2008, 11:35:50 AM


What have i said about the Machine except that it works?

Well, you also basically said that you are a willing and eager participant in it.

Seriously, you should go to http://freerepublic.com

They're your kind of people.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#264
March 12, 2008, 02:37:44 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 10, 2008, 11:14:20 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on March 10, 2008, 05:53:08 AM
Quote from: Cainad on March 10, 2008, 05:33:20 AM
If you've killed for us, then we hired a hitman. Does that not make us liable?

Good question.  Just think of it as me performing any number of services that are necessary but that you don't want to do.  When i am at work and i'm about to push the big red button (it's not actually red), i imagine everyone i care about and people like faust and roger in my position wearing my uniform, covered in blood.  Their tears flowing from guilt, or some other pain.  After they cycle through my mind one by one, lastly, it's me.  I press the button.  The blood that was on me and my hands flows away like water and it is done, and all those people never had to go through all the pain I imagine a person like that would feel.

Mysticwicks called.

they want their sociopathic fake soldier back.

Oh, I bet he's a real soldier.

But I'm starting to think he's a cook with a very, very bad case of "I wish I was in special forces".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#265
March 12, 2008, 02:38:42 AM
I LOVE YOU, LITTLE CARCINOMA BOY!

I LOVE YOU TOO, RANDY "MACHO MAN" SAVAGE!



" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#266
March 12, 2008, 02:45:01 AM
I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE CANCER, YOU'LL KEEP YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH SHUT, OR I'LL POUND IT UP YOUR ASS, BOY!
                           \
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Payne

#267
March 12, 2008, 02:49:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2008, 02:38:42 AM
I LOVE YOU, LITTLE CARCINOMA BOY!

I LOVE YOU TOO, RANDY "MACHO MAN" SAVAGE!





AND I, TOO, LOVE YOU RANDY "MACHO MAN" SAVAGE!

~~~Payne: Was waiting for the inevitable caption.

The Good Reverend Roger

#268
March 12, 2008, 02:51:24 AM


PAYNE:

1.  Do something with this.

2.  I could not restrain myself.  It was a classic.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#269
March 12, 2008, 04:15:02 AM
SERIOUS FACE


EVEN MORE SERIOUS. DEADLY, EVEN
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