Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars

[Nast]

That was really intense. I am fascinated by bridge collapse, which we will see a lot more of in upcoming years.

Why will we be seeing more?

The US has built a lot of things it can't maintain, especially in this day and age. For a second it makes me feel like I'm living in some sort of gritty post-apocalyptia, scrounging the urban wastes and fields of twisted metal just to survive, but then I remember I'm eating gelato in front of the heater, with a laptop.

[Telarus]

So it's Cyberpunk, eh?

[Nast]

It's delicious.

[Vene]

At least we shouldn't be seeing any more in Minnesota for a while, the state set aside money and is using/has used it to update the infrastructure.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That was really intense. I am fascinated by bridge collapse, which we will see a lot more of in upcoming years.

Why will we be seeing more?

The US has built a lot of things it can't maintain, especially in this day and age. For a second it makes me feel like I'm living in some sort of gritty post-apocalyptia, scrounging the urban wastes and fields of twisted metal just to survive, but then I remember I'm eating gelato in front of the heater, with a laptop.

What Nast said.

We'll have a lot of bridge and dam collapses upcoming, this next couple of decades. I love how the bridge and dam crisis just sort of got swept under the rug.

Basically, about 50-70 years ago, the US went through a golden era of building really big things, mostly made out of concrete, that it did not budget to maintain or replace. Unfortunately, concrete decays. Surprise!

(The fact that this is a surprise to no one should come as a surprise to no one. Classic "We'll let our kids deal with it" thinking.)

[Rumckle]

Dear Past Generations,

Do you remember always saying how the youth of today are lazy, good for nothing, degenerates? Well, you were pretty much right, and the generation after that is even worse.
Therefore I would ask you, please do not leave anything for the next generation to deal with, because they are likely to fuck it up or not deal with it at all.

Sincerely,
History

[Reginald Ret]

Dear Past Generations,

Do you remember always saying how the youth of today are lazy, good for nothing, degenerates? Well, you were pretty much right, and the generation after that is even worse.
Therefore I would ask you, please do not leave anything for the next generation to deal with, because they are likely to fuck it up or not deal with it at all.

Sincerely,
History

Nice!
This needs to be sent to every organisation everywhere ever.
Or at least put it in the news.
Or the memebomb database.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/


damn, it doesn't fit.
It needs to be shortened to fit in there.

how about

Dear Elders, You always said the youth of today are lazy, good for nothing, degenerates. Well, you were right, and the generation after that is even worse.
Therefore I ask you, do not leave anything for the next generation to deal with; they are likely to fuck it up or not deal with it at all. Sincerely, History


dammit, still too big.
I give up. it won't fit.

[the last yatto]

try http://discordianquotes.com/