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So essentially, the enemy of my enemy is not my friend, he's just another moronic, entitled turd in the bucket.

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Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars

Started by the last yatto, May 24, 2010, 04:21:05 AM

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the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Remington

4 million dollars to make depressed people use a gun instead? Wat.
Is it plugged in?

Freeky

A really determined suicider is going to climb a fence.
















Or ram it with their mobility scooters.

Professor Freeky,
Yeah, she went there.

Rumckle

I dunno, fishing the body out of the lake would be a pain the arse, as would cordoning off the bridge to talk people down.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

DeadLucky

The sheer cost of it made me originally go "Fuck that," but honestly, it might be a good idea if just to prevent some kid walking outside and finding a human milkshake on his way to the bus stop in the morning.

While it is atrocious that suicides and whiny bitches are costing the government so much money, there isn't a better cost effective way of stopping the emotional trauma in the "splash zone," at least that I can think of.

Yeah, I ended that sentence in a proposition. Kill me.

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LMNO

Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 24, 2010, 05:14:54 AM
A really determined suicider is going to climb a fence.

Interestingly, it's been shown that even putting up an easily climable fence lowers the amount of suicides pretty dramatically.

Vene

Quote from: LMNO on May 24, 2010, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 24, 2010, 05:14:54 AM
A really determined suicider is going to climb a fence.

Interestingly, it's been shown that even putting up an easily climable fence lowers the amount of suicides pretty dramatically.
They have to put more effort into it, they have to be even more sure that they want to kill themselves.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

We should also make everyone wear bubblewrap burkas whenever they leave the house.

Not for the safety reasons... mostly cause it would be fun to pop people by running into them.
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Freeky

Quote from: LMNO on May 24, 2010, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 24, 2010, 05:14:54 AM
A really determined suicider is going to climb a fence.

Interestingly, it's been shown that even putting up an easily climable fence lowers the amount of suicides pretty dramatically.

Oh yeah, I didn't say it wouldn't make a lot of people stop and realize it's not worth it. But there will still be people, I think maybe, who will do it.

the last yatto

or in the process of climbing said fence
an audience gathers


this is also a bridge that has phones that connect you to a suicide hotline if i recall


someone answering a phone > some fence
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Rumckle

Quote from: LMNO on May 24, 2010, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 24, 2010, 05:14:54 AM
A really determined suicider is going to climb a fence.

Interestingly, it's been shown that even putting up an easily climable fence lowers the amount of suicides pretty dramatically.

Just from bridge jumpers, or all instances of suicide in the area? (ie are they just committing suicide in other ways?)
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

We have the suicide hotline numbers

also, you guys have crews to fish people out? Huh.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Vene

Over here, you don't jump off the bridge, the bridge jumps for you.


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

That was really intense. I am fascinated by bridge collapse, which we will see a lot more of in upcoming years.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 25, 2010, 07:25:22 AM
That was really intense. I am fascinated by bridge collapse, which we will see a lot more of in upcoming years.

Why will we be seeing more?
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