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BREAKING: US MARINE THROWS PUPPY OFF A CLIFF

Started by Cain, March 04, 2008, 03:16:02 PM

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Triple Zero

AWWWW!!!!!

obviously the cuteness of this animal makes it more inhumane.
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Random Probability

Quote from: triple zero on March 25, 2008, 12:53:53 PM
AWWWW!!!!!

obviously the cuteness of this animal makes it more inhumane.

I've yet to hear PETA decry the evils of household pesticides which murder trillions of animals every year.
:lulz:

Cain

PETA only decry things insomuch as it does not make life hard for them.

For more, see "PETA leader uses insulin advance that was tested on animals"

AFK

Quote from: Random Probability on March 25, 2008, 05:13:04 PM
Quote from: triple zero on March 25, 2008, 12:53:53 PM
AWWWW!!!!!

obviously the cuteness of this animal makes it more inhumane.

I've yet to hear PETA decry the evils of household pesticides which murder trillions of animals every year.
:lulz:


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Cain

What is La Femme Nikita?

I always had the impression it was late night soft core porn.

LMNO

Distressed waif turns female hitman.

The original french version is better.

AFK

Peta Wilson for those of you playing at home. 

 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

Quote from: LMNO on March 25, 2008, 07:02:10 PM
Distressed waif turns female hitman.

The original french version is better.

So basically I was right.  That sounds like the plot of a bad porn film right there.

LMNO

Could use more blowjobs, though.



LMNO
-Had the same critique regarding An inconvenient Truth.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: LMNO on March 25, 2008, 07:36:40 PM
Could use more blowjobs, though.



LMNO
-Had the same critique regarding any film with no blowjobs in.

Can we agree on one thing at least?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Cain

The 300, avec blowjobs?

To be honest, it was halfway there anyway....

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: LMNO on March 25, 2008, 07:36:40 PM
Could use more female on male blowjobs, though.



LMNO
-Had the same critique regarding An inconvenient Truth.

Just lets make sure we're on the same page  :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, avec blowjobs?

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mangrove

Quote from: Cain on March 25, 2008, 09:51:58 PM
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, avec blowjobs?

ITT - Cain reveals worrying Harry Potter/Templar connection.
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