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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Reeducation, March 28, 2008, 08:19:24 AM

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Reeducation

March 28, 2008, 08:19:24 AM
I asked my mom: Why did you stab your new husband with a fucking knife?

Mom answered: That fucker was reading the wrong magazine.

I said: You stab people for reading the wrong magazines? Fuck bitch, you are one grazy fuck.

Mom: Listen. My life has been so fucking hard that you cant tell me what to do!

Me: True, but i can say that what you have done is pretty fucked up. You should talk to doctor or something.

Mom: Fuck you, i know what i'm doing. Hang yourself! Die!

And it took about two months and she was in mental hospital. Schizophrenia. Again.
That was six months ago.

Latest news: About two weeks ago she stabbed her husband again.

True story, btw. The point? Well, you tell me.


I am very calm

East Coast Hustle

#1
March 28, 2008, 12:24:06 PM
I'll tell you the point: don't stick your dick in crazy.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

P3nT4gR4m

#2
March 28, 2008, 12:46:58 PM
Amen brother!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hooplala

#3
March 28, 2008, 01:07:06 PM
What was the magazine?

BVH
-would stab a fucker for reading the wrong magazine
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#4
March 28, 2008, 01:29:01 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2008, 12:24:06 PM
I'll tell you the point: don't stick your dick in crazy.


This needs to go up on the newsfeed.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#5
March 28, 2008, 02:42:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 28, 2008, 01:29:01 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2008, 12:24:06 PM
I'll tell you the point: don't stick your dick in crazy.


This needs to go up on the newsfeed.

:mittens:

AFK

#6
March 28, 2008, 02:50:38 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2008, 12:24:06 PM
I'll tell you the point: don't stick your dick in crazy.

Hallelujia!  Preach it brother!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Random Probability

#7
March 31, 2008, 08:15:51 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2008, 12:24:06 PM
I'll tell you the point: don't stick your dick in crazy.

Fuck.  That must be where I went wrong...  dammit.
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