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Enrico MUST DIE

Started by Payne, April 01, 2008, 12:15:44 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 01, 2008, 02:44:18 AM
Enrico has been threatened and attacked by better men than any of you miserable maggotfeed together could be.  You are not half the mans that Normal Fells was.  There was man who walked bowllegged due to enourmous balls.  He try kill Enrico three time in 1978, and one time cut off Beatrice Arthur's earlobe.  That is why she wear hair like that for so long.

You know how many peoples has tried for to kill Enrico?  Is seventy two.

And Enrico is not dead yet.  All he want to do is teach the children. He write book, is called "Do Like This, Slut!".  Is good.  All you faggots like.  Why the hate?

:cry:

I MISS MY GENERALISSIMO!

:cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 06:09:26 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 01, 2008, 02:44:18 AM
Enrico has been threatened and attacked by better men than any of you miserable maggotfeed together could be.  You are not half the mans that Normal Fells was.  There was man who walked bowllegged due to enourmous balls.  He try kill Enrico three time in 1978, and one time cut off Beatrice Arthur's earlobe.  That is why she wear hair like that for so long.

You know how many peoples has tried for to kill Enrico?  Is seventy two.

And Enrico is not dead yet.  All he want to do is teach the children. He write book, is called "Do Like This, Slut!".  Is good.  All you faggots like.  Why the hate?

:cry:

I MISS MY GENERALISSIMO!

:cry:

I have it on good authority that he hired out a tuna boat and is touring the west coast of the americas in search of Salazore, where it was last sighted.  I believe the old boy is getting homesick... I wonder if they have internet access in Salazore?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Hoopla on August 13, 2012, 07:40:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 06:09:26 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 01, 2008, 02:44:18 AM
Enrico has been threatened and attacked by better men than any of you miserable maggotfeed together could be.  You are not half the mans that Normal Fells was.  There was man who walked bowllegged due to enourmous balls.  He try kill Enrico three time in 1978, and one time cut off Beatrice Arthur's earlobe.  That is why she wear hair like that for so long.

You know how many peoples has tried for to kill Enrico?  Is seventy two.

And Enrico is not dead yet.  All he want to do is teach the children. He write book, is called "Do Like This, Slut!".  Is good.  All you faggots like.  Why the hate?

:cry:

I MISS MY GENERALISSIMO!

:cry:

I have it on good authority that he hired out a tuna boat and is touring the west coast of the americas in search of Salazore, where it was last sighted.  I believe the old boy is getting homesick... I wonder if they have internet access in Salazore?

Of course they do. They even have wi-fi technology.

Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Hoopla on August 13, 2012, 07:40:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 06:09:26 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 01, 2008, 02:44:18 AM
Enrico has been threatened and attacked by better men than any of you miserable maggotfeed together could be.  You are not half the mans that Normal Fells was.  There was man who walked bowllegged due to enourmous balls.  He try kill Enrico three time in 1978, and one time cut off Beatrice Arthur's earlobe.  That is why she wear hair like that for so long.

You know how many peoples has tried for to kill Enrico?  Is seventy two.

And Enrico is not dead yet.  All he want to do is teach the children. He write book, is called "Do Like This, Slut!".  Is good.  All you faggots like.  Why the hate?

:cry:

I MISS MY GENERALISSIMO!

:cry:

I have it on good authority that he hired out a tuna boat and is touring the west coast of the americas in search of Salazore, where it was last sighted.  I believe the old boy is getting homesick... I wonder if they have internet access in Salazore?

AHAHAHAHA

Oh fuck

I'm not gonna tell you what "tuna boat" is a euphemism for here, but I will say that the Generalissimo would have a field day on one.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


hooplala

Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 13, 2012, 11:43:51 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 13, 2012, 07:40:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 06:09:26 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 01, 2008, 02:44:18 AM
Enrico has been threatened and attacked by better men than any of you miserable maggotfeed together could be.  You are not half the mans that Normal Fells was.  There was man who walked bowllegged due to enourmous balls.  He try kill Enrico three time in 1978, and one time cut off Beatrice Arthur's earlobe.  That is why she wear hair like that for so long.

You know how many peoples has tried for to kill Enrico?  Is seventy two.

And Enrico is not dead yet.  All he want to do is teach the children. He write book, is called "Do Like This, Slut!".  Is good.  All you faggots like.  Why the hate?

:cry:

I MISS MY GENERALISSIMO!

:cry:

I have it on good authority that he hired out a tuna boat and is touring the west coast of the americas in search of Salazore, where it was last sighted.  I believe the old boy is getting homesick... I wonder if they have internet access in Salazore?

AHAHAHAHA

Oh fuck

I'm not gonna tell you what "tuna boat" is a euphemism for here, but I will say that the Generalissimo would have a field day on one.

I assure you I did not use the word innocently.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Hoopla on August 14, 2012, 06:59:51 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 13, 2012, 11:43:51 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 13, 2012, 07:40:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 06:09:26 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 01, 2008, 02:44:18 AM
Enrico has been threatened and attacked by better men than any of you miserable maggotfeed together could be.  You are not half the mans that Normal Fells was.  There was man who walked bowllegged due to enourmous balls.  He try kill Enrico three time in 1978, and one time cut off Beatrice Arthur's earlobe.  That is why she wear hair like that for so long.

You know how many peoples has tried for to kill Enrico?  Is seventy two.

And Enrico is not dead yet.  All he want to do is teach the children. He write book, is called "Do Like This, Slut!".  Is good.  All you faggots like.  Why the hate?

:cry:

I MISS MY GENERALISSIMO!

:cry:

I have it on good authority that he hired out a tuna boat and is touring the west coast of the americas in search of Salazore, where it was last sighted.  I believe the old boy is getting homesick... I wonder if they have internet access in Salazore?

AHAHAHAHA

Oh fuck

I'm not gonna tell you what "tuna boat" is a euphemism for here, but I will say that the Generalissimo would have a field day on one.

I assure you I did not use the word innocently.

:lol::hi5::lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."