I'll volunteer for whatever I guess, as long as it's after the 9th, because then I'll have way more free time.
Skills: belly dancing, HVAC, sewing, cooking, type 80+wpm, yoga, incredible physical flexibility (is this a skill?), a wee bit of martial arts, rapier wit, card tricks, poetry (lol), the ability to be liked by just about anyone if I try hard enough, certified EMT, can drive pretty much any type of vehicle, demolitions, firearms training, lots of other random things
Areas of expertise: Mythology, History of Nazi Germany, edible plants and fungus, fabric types and the best uses for them, anything having to do with deciduous forests