1. As of now, the fact that I am a Discordian does not mean I will respect any oddball beliefs you have. Apparently, that respect has been entirely one way, so now I intend to shit my diseased and parasite-infested feces all over the next filthy hippie that tries to tell me what a KAOS MAGICKIAN he is, etc. Fuck off, I don't want to hear it.
2. The fact that I am a Discordian does not imply that I am a hippie who will put up with each and every hippie, freak, and new age loser that comes down the pike. I hate you all, and I wish that you would all - as a species - die. So don't get all butthurt when I laugh at your eccentricities.
3. Not every viewpoint of the world and it's workings is valid. Mine is. Yours isn't, at least until it agrees SOMEWHAT with the actual workings of the real, physical universe. Are we clear?
4. If you can't tell the difference between "having an open mind" and "believing everything you are told", then you're too fucking stupid to live. Drink Drano, please.
5. Yeah, I just laughed at your "religion". Deal with it, Moonbeam.